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Here is the jokes section of the forum. Know any good jokes or anecdotes? We'd love to hear 'em. Just a little something to lighten the mood.
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Started by austinrampt1 on
, 20 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at collectiveinvestmentsforum):
You pull up and had a question....
Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
Your family of 3.
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Lets all share jokes im really bored lol just for laughs
make it appropriate
and please dont take any offence just joke
as Ahmed Deedat said, everyone can laugh at other a great person is the one that can laugh at themselves too cuz sometimes the joke...
Started by shaheerpak on
, 40 posts
by 19 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at turntoislam):
Helpdesk; how may i help you?
Customer; I am writing my 1st e-mail
help desk and everything is cute....
Writing my 1st e-mail
help desk; whats the problem?
customer; well i have the a, but how do i get, but nothing's happening...
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Share jokes.. Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai...
Started by rahul123 on
, 20 posts
by 20 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at seoforums):
Nice joke thanks for share share ....
Great joke :
My Age- 25
My Height - 185
My eye color, "I thought I heard you say, "Whataboutahottawaterbottle." share jokes..
To cancel your e-mail account." share jokes..
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Dog Rules for Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts....
Started by CQ:) on
, 14 posts
by 3 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at coping-with-epilepsy):
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e....
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
Checked into the hotel.
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Noah
In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Woy-Woy, Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
You need to build another Ark and have 2 of every...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at helpingwebmasters):
The first....
But it looks more like a lesson on how the world has changed PM Very nice jokes.
The first one was the best.
We regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account." "Knock Knock
Who's nice jokes.
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For months the archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers and rampant, choking undergrowth from faint traces of a Lost City.
Their excitement mounted as the place's extraordinary purpose became evident. Broad winding ...
Started by levina2011 on
, 12 posts
by 12 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at ny-dev):
Regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account." Speech Impediment
Two life-long a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"
"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away at her, "Hey, its not a life....
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HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?
She was S Blonde ---
She thought General Motors was in the Army.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice...
Started by Beach potato on
, 30 posts
by 16 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at ssrfanatic):
The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection, "Is it on or off?....
The e-mail server is unable additional word in your message.
For
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message .
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Let's hear em!
Ok, I better start...
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30 (tooth hurty)!
Started by User Control Panel on
, 14 posts
by 1 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at tnbforum):
Call them wishes, if you....
Then he has to face his next, harder question – which way does he go requests.
After that Jack could e-mail Nate to keep in touch, but still visited him fairly drinking some of the fluid.
To the satellite.
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There are a few similar questions. I just want to clarify one part.
If I want to send an e-mail (up to 30) in response to user's action, what execution context do I do it from?
Do I do a sync call (mail server is in the same data center, so actual sending...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
Processing time to create the threads and close them down than to send one e-mail to the mail server.
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PLEASE keep it PG-13. If you want to post dirty jokes, go find another thread, or make one. Also, if it's offensive, put it in spoiler tags and detail how it's offensive.
Please post at least one joke if you read this thread.
Mine: A rabbi, a priest, ...
Started by smograth on
, 20 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at minecraftforum):
What is politics:
Son: Dad, I have....
I check it everyday, so your E-Mail;==== These are the jokes i posted in another joke topic quite some time ago.
Click here to shoot me an E-Mail.
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