What the fuck is wrong with ALL of you fucking fucks?
I'm sorry to hear about Ace's coins being stolen. I like to imagine that before the robbery he'd swim around in them like Scrooge McDuck in a cardboard money bin.
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Why am I so fucking stupid?
You're not stupid, Japanese is a notoriously difficult language to learn. You may have hit a plateau where you have learned enough to get by in your day to day life, and you are comfortable, so if you don't need to conduct high-level business interactions or translate classical Japanese poetry, the mind doesn't tend to retain without some intensive studying going on. Many, many expats hit this level and it's hard to move past it.
Have you tried formal language school study or an immersion program? That is, not simply two times a week after work, but several hours a day, every day. The length of time that you've spent in a country and having a native speaker as your spouse is actually no guarantee that you'll pick up the language, especially since in a country like Japan where it is all too easy to just get by without knowing the language at all. Working as an English teacher also makes it difficult to pick up the language, since you're spending significant amounts of your day working in what your brain considers to be the easier language.
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Are You Fucking Joking Me?
Ive trained with hulk hogan on numerous occasions. Me him and Mike Tyson would go out for drinks after sparring at the local strip joint.
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Why are some women just so fucking full of shit?
She obviously didn't feel it would do any good to admit the truth, that she isn't interested. That may be lame, but why take offence if it was never going to go anywhere anyway?
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Why are some women just so fucking full of shit?
She obviously didn't feel it would do any good to admit the truth, that she isn't interested. That may be lame, but why take offence if it was never going to go anywhere anyway?
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