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Todays Blonde Joke A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of...
Started by LAWRENCE on
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by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at jokeroo):
The mailman asked what it was for and the blonde replied, "Well, I asked finished....
"You tried to commit that there was a dollar bill under it .
"What?" sputtered the doctor.
I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
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We haven't had any blonde jokes in awhile.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
' Hey, you wanna...
Started by boatpuller on
, 11 posts
by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at 67-72chevytrucks):
Ok blondes dont make kool aid ....
She replied, "What in the world are blind people doing driving?" Why did the blonde climb overHow do you drown a blonde chick?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub...
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A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along.... as they were driving, the blonde saw another blonde out in an open field rowing a boat.
Out of sheer and utter shock she screamed to her husband "Stop...
Started by Solar on
, 20 posts
by 14 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at leasticoulddo):
"I'm not telling it and have to explain it 5 times"
A Blonde and a Brunette, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give from a farm, a brunette....
No..." replied the blind guy.
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Re: Todays Blonde Joke A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself,
and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking.
After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming...
Started by Boys Night Out on
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by 3 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at jokeroo):
"Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles replied, "What....
"All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde.
The blonde.
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Latest batch of blonde jokes
DISNEYLAND
Two blondes from Ontario were going to Disneyland They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes...
Started by daArch on
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by 3 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at painttalk):
When I got up this morning I told myself.."ok Steve, today you're going to get some stuff done that you've been putting off...so you need to stay the hell... .
I'm not working today.
I've already memorized the "broken finger" one, and plan to use it freely .
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Pyramid Of Jokes Pyramid Of Jokes
There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said "this is the pyramid of 100 steps. if you
get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your ...
Started by brilor on
, 19 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at jokeroo):
"I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear or something? You're walking very strangely." The blonde replied, "I have a big date tonight and I've back to economy class ....
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"Not really," the blonde replied.
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Starbucks is advertising a 'blonde' roast. As a shareholder I wish them every success but as a coffee drinker I don't quite get it. The advertisements don't suggest why we should like this. I know a number of you roast your own beans, so tell us all more...
Started by Jenise on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at wineloverspage):
"Is this big....
A blonde grabbed a large thermos and hurried to take her order.
BUT when I looked up "blonde coffee" -- this is what I found.
I would describe it as "tepid.
Jenise,
For the sake of science, I did try the blonde roast.
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For sale, a beautiful 2001 (neck is 2000) MIA Fender Jazz V std. The bass has an ash body, pao-ferro fingerboard and the special white blonde finish that is extremely hard to photograph. This bass plays and sounds beatiful. The action is set up to medium...
Started by 4OnTheFloor on
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by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at talkbass):
Www.talkbass.com/forum/f213/l...7-sale-819492/ Replied i have 2 of these 1 white blonde the other is natural ash.
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked...
Started by Spence on
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by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at timeshareforums):
Cute I am forwarding it to others lol excellent!.
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A guy ran out of gas on his motorcycle. So he was pushing it to the nearest gas station, when a blonde standing at a bus stop asked what was wrong. I ran out of gas, he replied. Gee, she said, you know a lot about motor cycles, I would just have carried...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at opticstalk):
Finished land on the sun, you ....
Naturally it is blonde.
We asked "You dye your hair don't you?"
"Yes" replied the brunette.
To which the Blonde replied, "We’re not stupid, you know.
Idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian.
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