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A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at raw-recruits):
Heard this one before, but still made me smile.
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the...
Started by Jew Stalker on
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by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at fishraider):
She'd seen many, from the sky, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO....
Jew Stalker, on 24 April 2012 - 08:59 PM, said:
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.
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After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shoe salesmen, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The salesman replied with a sly smile,...
Started by Muff on
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by 12 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at realtree):
Promise me you will never reveal your true idenity.
That's a good one I'll show this to my blonde daughter.
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Another blonde joke
Two Oklahoma blondes were sitting outside one evening when the one blonde ask the other blonde, Which do you think is farther away, Florida, or the moon, to which the other replied, HELLO, can you see Florida???
Started by klrgunn on
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by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at klr650):
A blonde gets pulled over for speeding....
Re: Another blonde joke
Blonde paintWhat do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?
A brunette with bad breath.
A blond gardener?
The bushes are darker than everything else.
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From the mid-1970's. Same star tuners that you see on many 1975-76 Greco and Ibanez guitars. Gibson headstock, no serial number, truss rod cover style, yellow-lined black case all consistent with the "lawsuit" (I know we hate that word!) period of the...
Started by Ducati on
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by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at mylespaul):
What a pretty guitar! PM sent Thanks for the questions, hopefully I have replied to everybody guitar isn't the only hot blonde looking for a new home - Katy Perry is getting divorced!
Get on it boys
Better pictures of a blonde Katy....
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Probably heard these before but you can hear them again.
A football player, Josh, takes his BLONDE girlfriend to her first football game. At the begining of the game they flip a quarter to see which side gets to go first. Josh's team wins 64 to 39. At...
Started by UND3R on
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by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at teenhut):
The blonde took blonde jokes, since my best friend....
One night she follows him to an apartment, with the gun in her purse, and finds him sleeping with a redhead .
She goes out and buys a gun.
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating.
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OK now, you’ve forced me to start a thread about the most maligned group in jokedom. Even Jewish mothers don’t get picked on as much as this group does—
that is of course unless they happen to be blonde as well.
So if you guys don’t have any “Blonde Jokes...
Started by pat623 on
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by 2 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at lefora):
The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting....
What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5 Best blond jokeThere was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.
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Timex and Rolex.
A blonde named her two dogs Timex and Rolex. A friend asked why she named them that. "Well, duh," she replied, "because they're watchdogs, of course
Started by 6400 on
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by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at weightwatchers):
Pat That's one clever blond! Thanks! LOL...
Cute!!thanks for the smile this Wednesday morning.
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Blonde Joke
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her...
Started by rayharris on
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by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at trifive):
Excellent that is funny..
Good one.
Gotta love um, even if they are blonde That was a good one.
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A blonde was in a sex shop and stopped at the dildo counter.
"I'd like that nice fat tartan one with the white top" she politely asked the shopkeeper.
who replied:"it's not for sale love .that's my thermos flask."
Started by samrat_21 on
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by 1 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at mobilephonetalk):
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