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Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice!
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories.
Started by Ezzzzy1 on
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by 14 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at cosportbikeclub):
Http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...s-top-50-facts When Chuck Norris does push ups, he Interesting Man" things ....
When I first heard them back in 2005 or 2006, I thought they were hilarious .
Ah, the old Chuck Norris jokes.
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What's your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?
Here's a few of mine:
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take (bleep) from anybody.
-Chuck Norris is...
Started by Free_Kobe on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at lakersground):
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice....
-The old lady that asked "Where's the beef?" obviously hasn't seen Chuck Norris naked.
He was known as Sir Beatdown.
Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court.
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We all know Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris but since he's dead lets have some Chuck Norris Jokes!!!!
REAL nunchucks
Started by likeaboss on
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by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at snkhan):
Flickr jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land....
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
Chuck Norris can fold the Ancient Dragon in one step.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at ramchargercentral):
Coincidence? I think not.
The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945.
Exactly in Australia is your house? Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945.
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After his first match on the blue clay of Madrid, Djokovic was Quote: d as saying:
Quote: : "To me that's not tennis. Either I come out with
football shoes or I invite Chuck Norris to advise me how to play on this court Then somebody commented saying:...
Started by comesbackatlast on
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by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at menstennisforums):
Did I mention that....
Chuck Norris wins 110% of his service points.
Chuck Norris is the only one to have won a
calendar year grand slam by 28 walk-overs! Chuck Norris once managed to beat Viktor Troicki!
Oh, wait..
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Didnt see this when i searched, thought it was time for map to lay down the best theyve heard. ill go first of course:
apple pays 99cents to chuck norris everytime he listens to a song
there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals chuck norris...
Started by roninmaster on
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by 11 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at martialartsplanet):
chuck norris has two speeds....
Shame he's never cried.
chuck norris' tears cure cancer.
God said 'let there be light'
chuck norris said 'say please'
behind chuck norris' beard there is another fist.
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Definitely in the mood.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Started by kjbaran on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at grasscity):
Coincidence? Jesus is Chuck Norris's Son
"I'm smoking till I overdose" when chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet the water gets....
The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945.
Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945.
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Is chuck norris god? 10 points ? Or is he his son
Started by Nick on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
CNR is god! chuck norris is god as well as jesus as well as the holy spirit to be second guessed In his own ....
Chuck norris, based on the creationist augment of the prime mover was the prime mover of god on a wall behind CNR.
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What if Chuck Norris meets Bruce Lee?
Started by SAiCiN on
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by 12 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee trained with ....
Chuck Norris said that him is freaking crazy and Chuck Norris is slow and well he would lose.
The movie "Way of the Dragon" and they did a fight scene (Bruce Lee won) .
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New topic: If they got into a fist fight, who would win: God or Chuck Norris?
Started by Striple on
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by 12 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at fwmr):
He would talk his way out of it...WWJD! ....
God doesn't fight.
Roundhouse kick fight? Chuck Norris.
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