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Post your facts about Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, they cry.
Started by Brogan on
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by 7 people.
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is not overly fond of badgers because they get more publicity and have a much bigger fan-base.
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What are your favourite chuck Norris jokes? and who has the best?
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one Bird!!
Chuck Norris can swim through land :P
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
Started by patman24 on
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by 6 people.
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Chuck's tears into the hulk when the hulk gets mad ....
Chuck Norris doesn't do a push up he pushes the world down.
If chuck norris had the balls, he would come to my house and slam my head onto my to make my first post.
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Originally Posted by Conniption
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Lmfao. That's the best one!
Started by SparkleEStar on
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by 11 people.
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In an....
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies...he potatosacks them.
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So I just heard that Chuck Norris just decided to back Newt Gingrich. So does that me he will no matter what since Chuck Norris never loses?
Started by Sixguns on
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So does that me he will no matter what since Chuck Norris never loses? Mr.
I think you accidentally a word.
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Hey everyone! This is the official thread for chuck norris jokes, try posting the funny ones.
1. If at first you don't succeed, you are not chuck norris.
2. chuck norris makes the world go 'round.
3. the dinosaurs became extinct when he threw a meatball...
Started by elitecheaterscp on
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by 7 people.
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Superman wears....
2)Some people wear Superman pajamas.
1)When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
I know quite a handful of Chuck Norris jokes, but they never seem to entertain or even make me smile.
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Chuck norris makes onions cry.
When the boogey man goes to bed at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Started by PredFan on
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by 7 people.
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Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck....
When Chuck Norris goes to be, he looks under his bead for the ghost of Bruce Lee.
(Oh and I loved when Bruce Lee kicked his ass) .
Chuck Norris wears Tebow underoos! Fuck Chuck Norris.
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Who's more Badass: Clint Eastwood or Chuck Norris? No question in my mind....gotta give Chuck some credit, but Eastwood is the friggin man!
Started by Smell Muhfinger on
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Is'nt Chuck....
That Republifag Chuck Norris ain't got a hair on their collective ass compared to Lee Marvin & that Republifag Chuck Norris ain't got a hair on their collective ass compared to Lee Marvin in The Changeling.
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Posted 08-03-08 04:43 PM IP Do you have a favorite fact about Mr. Norris? Post it here!! (No swearing if you can help it)
Just some to get you started:
-In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhoused-kicked the nothing in the face ...
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-Chuck Norris....
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays' potato chips.
Posted 08-03-08 04:53 PM IP -Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.
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Chuck Norris gets 1 gbps from telkom and gets paid for using it
Chuck Norris doesn't get lost in the ocean but the ocean gets lost in Chuck Norris
heh thats just some of the jokes I made up. Anyone else got made up ones?
Started by Telkomisaloser on
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by 12 people.
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Real life Chuck Norris is not a Cherokee , he is a Boer Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris'd Chuck Norris can braai meat by just staring at the braai
There's new Chucalaka tins out there....
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Chuck Norris knows every word in the dictionary, except 'mercy'.
Started by hoosier1104 on
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Chuck....
Chuck Norris has muscles in his shit Chuck Norris is so powerful that the simple mention of his name can ruin any conversation or thread.
Chuck Norris's Dick has a dick, and its bigger than yours...
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