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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole
bucket of sleepng pills and it
managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris is the only person
who could truly judge a book by its cover.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never...
Started by zeroxhaseo on
, 10 posts
by 1 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at symbianize):
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline....
Chuck Norris used kick, Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
When Chuck Norris puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
Counting.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' tears cure ...
Started by LA LAKERS on
, 8 posts
by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at realthugz):
Was written above my bed for like a year til i moved, now it will just creep the hell out of whomever lives there in the future .
He waits.
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
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And he's 72 years old. Discuss?
Started by Max_Rep on
, 25 posts
by 19 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at getbig):
Today....
I still watch the whole thing through and this crazy doctor has a healing serum and puts it into a guy who norris kills off and then he comes of the 80's.
Best Chuck Norris flick ever.
That thing out on VHS back in `85.
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On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:26:34 -0700 (PDT), m hart <yaxcozv02@sneakemail.com
"How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough?"
Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will
rebel against U.S. government
March...
Started by m hart on
, 47 posts
by 19 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at omgili):
She sure as hell wouldn't who will put up with your....
Do you for a minute think that Norris has Christians, you'd put her in her place and she'd
graciously submit to you.
Americans will stand up and resist Norris's thugs.
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On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:26:34 -0700 (PDT), m hart <yaxcozv02@sneakemail.com
"How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough?"
Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will
rebel against U.S. government
March...
Started by m hart on
, 89 posts
by 26 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at omgili):
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I intend to last long enough to put out of business all....
Do you for a minute think that Norris has the intellectual....
Will stand up and resist Norris's thugs.
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On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:26:34 -0700 (PDT), m hart <yaxcozv02@sneakemail.com
"How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough?"
Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will
rebel against U.S. government
March...
Started by m hart on
, 110 posts
by 32 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at omgili):
Do you for a minute think that Norris has the intellectual to last long enough to put out of business all COck-suckers
and other beneficiaries long enough to put out of business all....
Will stand up and resist Norris's thugs.
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Zašto Čak Noris ne nosi sat?
Zato šta on određuje vrijeme!
Zašto spava danju?
Jel ga se noć boji!
Started by Don Giovani on
, 20 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at forum):
* Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time....
* Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice!
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories.
Started by Ezzzzy1 on
, 23 posts
by 14 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at cosportbikeclub):
Http://www....
When I first heard them back in 2005 or 2006, I thought they were hilarious .
Chuck Norris isn't hung likeAh, the old Chuck Norris jokes.
He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.
Isn’t lactose intolerant.
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Re: give the next poster an item attacks a vending machine.
Next poster gets a dancing banana. People worship Chuck Norris too much...
Started by User_Name on
, 15 posts
by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at bulbagarden):
Re: give the next poster an item *Puts it in a jar and keeps as pet*
Next one.
People worship Chuck Norris too much a De-beaked Headcrab.
Next poster gets a position as Moderator.
What the...
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We all know Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris but since he's dead lets have some Chuck Norris Jokes!!!!
REAL nunchucks
Started by likeaboss on
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by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at snkhan):
Flickr jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on land....
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds: Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
Chuck Norris can fold the Ancient Dragon in one step.
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