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Posted 08-03-08 04:43 PM IP Do you have a favorite fact about Mr. Norris? Post it here!! (No swearing if you can help it)
Just some to get you started:
-In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhoused-kicked the nothing in the face ...
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-Chuck Norris ....
Chuck Norris putsPosted 08-03-08 04:53 PM IP -Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.
Ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it .
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris is currently...
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Chuck Norris puts his rid of the Hoff?? When Chuck Norris has sex with the Hoff , it is not because he is gay, but because he....
It out! haha Brilliant!!!! Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris Endorses Newt Gingrich, Swings Crucial 'Walker, Texas Ranger' Constituency
Jan. 20, 2012, 5:33 PM EST
By Lucas Shaw
TheWrap
Newt Gingrich picked up the most important endorsement of his presidential campaign on Friday Chuck Norris.
The indomitable...
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Chuck Norris kicked my ass once, about 20 years ago watching "Walker, Texas Ranger" I'd rather vote for Chuck Norris.
puts off that vibe but you get what i'm sayin.
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This is LONG, but hilarious Sorry I am bored at work
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But Chuck Norris hasn't cried, ever.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Horses are not only hung like horses, they are also hung like Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris...
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-Chuck Norris puts his because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse....
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Favorite Chuck Norris facts. I know these are really stupid, but they always make me laugh.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris won American idol using sign language.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck...
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Chuck Norris....
The sun puts on Chuck Block
When ChuckBefore the boogie man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he doesn't put on sun block...
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Our forum community is Chuck Norris crazy! There's a lot of jokes about him in the random chat (9 search pages), but I just realized there isn't a thread for this.
it's time for some Chuck Norris classic.
When boogeyman goes to
sleep every night, he checks...
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Chuck Norris can hit you in the face so hard, that centuries from now, your descendants will randomly ....
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
I love these jokes.
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On Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:26:34 -0700 (PDT), m hart <yaxcozv02@sneakemail.com
"How much more will Americans take? When will enough be enough?"
Chuck Norris claims thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will
rebel against U.S. government
March...
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She sure as hell wouldn't who will put up with your....
Do you for a minute think that Norris has Christians, you'd put her in her place and she'd
graciously submit to you.
Americans will stand up and resist Norris's thugs.
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Anyone got any good ones?
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It's 7 years later.
Chuck Norris jokes were amazing....IN 2005.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time are you.
Exactly.
It's 7 years later.
Amazing....IN 2005.
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Posted 21 Jan 2010 - 11:56 AM
Welcome to Chuck's Episode Transcription thread! Here you will find all the dialog spoken in every single episode of Chuck! At least you will once they've all been transcribed... At the moment we have a few of them completed...
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Morgan Grimes: Well....
Posted 21 Jan 2010 - 12:03 PM
S01E01: Chuck vs The Pilot
Directed by: Mc G
Written by: Josh Schwartz & Chris Fedak
Original Air Date: 09/24/07
Transcribed by: BlueJeanBaby05
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, this is a bad idea.
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All so small... Star Size Comparison HD - YouTube
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Blowing links.
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