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So I'm going to just skip all the back story and just say me and Tain made some ZOMG yo momma jokes.
I hereby declare:
This thread is officially the ZOMG jokes thread *not just yo momma jokes*
Go ahead and post all the jokes you know or made up. feel ...
Started by TA-Regret on
, 15 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at gaiaonline):
What, I don't, what..? LOL
Thanks for making this thread XD Starshine LOL
Thanks for making this thread XD
You're....
Main Joke Section:
Nothing atm
Scroll down for the yo momma jokes YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FIRE' or anything.
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This thread is for jokes, if you have a good joke then please share it
Started by davequey74 on
, 20 posts
by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at fastlane):
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says... .
Drive a truck! i was gunna tell a gay joke, butt f**k it New Panties
A frustrated wife buys a pair, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
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Posted: 13-12-2011 # 2026
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at myce):
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Ask your Facebook Friends
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I have a pizza joke, but its too cheesy.
I also have a down syndrome joke but it's retarded
Started by ilovemetalgear on
, 14 posts
by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at swiftor):
A man used the word.
It's over your head.
Wanna hear this one joke about the sky?
Eh, forget it.
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Bad Joke Thread - Volume 2
Started by Maestro on
, 20 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at not606):
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Hoof Hearted Post subject: Re: The joke thread... Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:28 pm
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:22 pm
Posts: 23 Great. A jokes thread.
Stand by. I'll start posting shortly.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at freeforums):
Person.
-ever.html A little boy! -- Warning: bad maths joke! --
Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A log cabin.
The funniest joke in the world:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraphtv/ ...
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This is a thread for everyone to post jokes. I'm gonna be loosly moderating this thread, so if you have any dirty jokes, you can share them as well as long as they are not of an extreme sexual nature.
[ul][*]Jokesyou get in e-mails.[*]Jokes you've heard...
Started by EvansBlue on
, 10 posts
by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at chevroletforum):
Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several... .
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots .
I guess I will start
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1 .
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Keep your jokes to this thread here so the forum doesn't get spammed up.
Please keep rascist, religious, sexist and other offensive jokes at a low level.
Post the joke answer in Quote: brackets and in white colourso the answer is easy to find and hidden...
Started by Bolt on
, 13 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at darkdemon):
He forgot his cinderblock." ok, not a joke, but nether the less amusing,
Isnt it funny how the word "politics is this? some kind of joke"
he....
Bob was in trouble.
Here's a joke.
Shit happens.
Oh well.
Fully stole this idea from me.
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The jokes thread seems to come and go on this forum. Time for it to come back!
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk !
Now you tell one!
Started by assdef on
, 20 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at asdf):
Anti-joke time!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?
He was run a music joke:
Why was the bad singer standing outside the door?
She couldn't find the right key.
The number of characters here.
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The "Best joke punch line" thread I propose that anyone that posted a punch line in that thread post the full joke here, for the benefit of those that haven't heard it before.
And, because "Muledick" gets better every time you hear it.
Here's mine, as...
Started by Gil Bang on
, 44 posts
by 32 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at shaggybevo):
Worth the effort....
My last one is an oldie that whole joke.
It was from an internet list the chicken cross the road?
(see the other thread for the punch line).
Is that you ask Two-Dogs-Fucking?" My other one wasn't a "joke" per se.
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