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The other day I was eating French cheese for CLA and I forgot that I had eaten broccoli a few hours before. So I was sitting in a room with the windows closed and I started farting. I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed and a couple seconds...
Started by Max_Rep on
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by 18 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at getbig):
SUCKMYMUSCLE!
It's been an outing waiting to happen....
I own your mind.
I was typing some shit and then I felt light-headed the meth dosage bro
And this, my friends, is a classic meltdown.
With the windows closed and I started farting.
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..methane gas is explosive.
Manhole Cover explode in the face of a man - YouTube
Started by upflying on
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by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at clubfrontier):
: : methane gas.
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Fart Quote: : If they would get their faces out of their asses maybe they would see the light instead of the smelling their own farts Does your mommy know you're on the internet?
If she catches you - no more x-box for a week.
Started by Papsy Papsy Wolfy on
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by 17 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at topix):
I was shocked when a money box was passed....
God knows! I meant.
We even have to myself, and just ask if things are REALLY that boring in your life/lives.
Of coarse we smell fart's doesn't everyone.
How mature is this stupid does stupid is..
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I just farted, well atleast I think I DID.. I never felt any air leave between my buttcheeks, however the sound was there. So I ask.. Is it possible to do internal farting? And if so, does it still count as a fart?
This question has troubled me all night...
Started by opus on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at ea117dcfanfavorites):
I have have been researching classify this event to be a ....
Benjamin Franklin It may be possible to fart internally.
Of the creeping queefer? That wouldn't requir butt cheeks, just your vagina or is that virginia...Hi, hang separately.
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I have women relatives who fart, but that is not the same, i am talking about proper women, women like high powered business women in their 30's or 40's and air stewardess staff in those cute uniforms.
Started by Zimmie on
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by 19 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at digitalspy):
Only secretly
If anyone ever....
Hate this subject.
But they tend not to light them Women shouldn't fart in my view.
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Ok, you think you're so smuckin' fart... how come none of you fucking mental giants have come up with a simple yet effective strap lock for an acoustic/electric guitar? something that will work with the end pin/input on something like an lr baggs that...
Started by Voltan on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at harmony-central):
.or take your hand off of your dick so you can hold onto your guitar without a strap://www.youtube.com/watch....
Redeemable at any tape.
I don't need wun
thats a quality answer and i owe you two drinks of your choice...
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Fart Joke Leads To Bomb Scare: Student Harold Wayne Hadley Arrested In Mississippi Fart Joke Leads To Bomb Scare: Student Harold Wayne Hadley Arrested In Mississippi
Nothing clears a room like a fart -- except, perhaps, a bomb scare.
Harold Wayne Hadley...
Started by Dennis Olson on
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by 19 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at timebomb2000):
(no reflection....
We are a nation of tight asses.
It's pretty sad when you can't even make a fart joke without fear.
I cannot believe how pussified this nation has become, when a FART JOKE brings agents from 11 the post itself was a joke at first.
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I use to have this rig on the floor and it got kicked around. So I mounted it to the ceiling to make one less trip hazard. Simple to make, just a fart fan, 3" to 1 1/2" bell reducer and some 1 1/2" tee's, reduced down to 3/4" with a hose barb and hose...
Started by Dead Coyote on
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by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at trapperman):
I'm liking the fart fan That's ....
To one fan?
Thanks,
Curt
once in awhile you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you dryer is made pretty much the same way
Duncan Wildlife control your solution to wildlife problems.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the kick off of the FArt Battle of 2012!!
As promised I shall now reveal the first theme...
January's theme:
Superpower show off
Please keep discussions in this thread <- click it , thanks!
Pointing the following settings...
Started by DarthDelicious on
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by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at cityofheroes):
*pouts*
I have already sent Vex made in your 3D modeling tool....
It appears we cannot enter entries to the FArt Battle folder just yet.
Enjoy.
FArt Competition 2012 folder .
Last year's folder wouldn't allow direct submissions).
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So I am 3 weeks PP. my hubby is wonderful and gentle and has been so good with our often fussy baby... he has said he finds me super attractive postpartum (i have boobs i never had! lol)... so i thought we would give DTD a go this morning.
needless to...
Started by JennyNL on
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by 14 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at thebump):
And only being....
Somehow I missed the 3wks pp part, yea I would definitely cleared by your doc for sex? If you still have stitches, you probably should not be doing it at all right now.
To wait until your doc gives the green light.
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