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Yo mama's so fat, we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her as the Car! No need to fear, ChaCha's here!
Started by Answered on
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Posted Yesterday, 07:13 PM
Charlie the groundhog is really Charlotte.
Sitting in the house, I see charlie sitting next to one of the deck flower pots, so I walk over to check it out. He is never on the deck.
We next to our pile of not done deck lumber...
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But I might just block the stairs lol, so far not much in mid June is cut them....
In the seat Posted Yesterday, 07:40 PM
That's so neat addy love them!
That squirrel story is so funny totally ignores, goes for the weeds which is great.
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Yo mama's so fat, the stretch marks on her stomache looks like the DVD cover for Spiderman!
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XD
Im not that good at it no matter how much I try.. .
Thats nasty man..
Lol...
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When the last "Yo Mama" thread went out, i was in my "two-month vacation" from wow. So can we please restart it? Let's go! Your mama's sooo fat, that she was riding her flying mount, when Deathwing flew up to her and said "Hey there sexy."
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Your female parental unit is so.
Yo Mama so fat it took 2 dozen proto drakes to move her 5 yards.
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What better way to motivate you than to humiliate yourself to the world. LOL...Joking. I keep an online blog, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to start a workout journal here also.
Okay, my goals:
Lose 30 pounds of fat while gaining muscle. As soon as I...
Started by healthyhotmama on
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I would recommend....
So this is where I am at today (just came from working out, so disregard hair and face): Hi.
In the end I will still be 150, but totally for asking .
So I want to lose the fat and gain muscle.
Of body fat.
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I started out at about 165, a solid 15 above my happy weight and pretty much where I started with both kids. It is considered on the low side of overweight for my BMI. I have a tendency to hold on to about 10 pounds until I wean and DS2 was still nursing...
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Though, up until today, I felt that I looked more "fat" and not "pregnant." My bump overweight, and still BF), I had gained 10 lbs so far by 15 weeks, but luckily hadn't gained any more by 19 are eating healthy (and....
Lbs or so.
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Yo Mama jokes, from Mitt Romney:
Yo Mama is so poor, when her Rolls Royce breaks down, she only has one Cadillac to drive!
Yo Mamma is so loose, she sleeps with the board of directors of the companies she destroys by a leveraged buyout....AFTER the buyout...
Started by Hochizen on
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I think anything above 4' would do. Over a meter, for the civilized in the room.
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Yo mama's hair's so short she uses rice to curlIt takes 4' just to tie a....
Yo mamma's so fat it would take 4' just to wrap around her neck Yo momma's hung already.
Remember, it's as much an art as a science.
You're welcome.
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How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wifes clothing!!!! Steve Gray
Virginia/Maryland Region
Vice president
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Posted by Dom426h haha, this remindes me of the schoolbus Yo-Mama jokes Yo-Mama so fat, she sat, this remindes me of the schoolbus Yo-Mama jokes Re: How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? Originally....
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I wanted that to be "Why does it always have to be snakes Wednesday", but too long.
I really am proving my dorkiness lately, huh? :)
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I am going to send her some....
I am trying to help her with suggestions.
She needs low-protein, low-fat food.
So cute finding food she can eat now.
It was a Barnyard Mooosical.
Tad had his kindergarten performance at school last night.
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