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Etharon sat beneath the shade of a tree, just on the outskirts of Ketra. He was about to go to the place he loved the most, The Randy Peach. He grinned stupidly, as he pulled a big apple out of his bag, thinking of the place, and the ladies. Of course...
Started by Haze on
, 13 posts
by 2 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at spiritsoftheearth):
"Why, your ears are so big....
With so many witnesses growled.
An arrangement with a fat merchant to come by his lord's stables to view the horses he'd brought see no soldiers nearby and the people near were mostly women and children.
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And yo mama's legs so fat, she looks like she's just a torso gliding across the floor.
Started by Flipper_Purify on
, 15 posts
by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at projectcovo):
Yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in ....
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So im actually getting a night out with my girl and when i go to put clothes on none of my damn jeans fit. im so sick of this fat belly and im so sick of it being numb still from my stupid c-section.
Started by teenamarie21 on
, 11 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at cafemom):
Hugs! We all have those....
Good luck :) Posted on CafeMom Mobile Big hugs, mama then.
You it! You can get back into your favorite clothes .
fat to actually make a change- and I'm 80 lbs lighter so far! Just think this is your starting.
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Yo mama so poor she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers emotion_dowant
Started by II D4RKN3SS II on
, 12 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at gaiaonline):
II D4RKN3SS II Yo mama so poor she goes tripped over a cordless phone yo mama so fat when she wears yellow people yell taxi Yo mama so....
Yo mamma's so fat she irons her clothes in your driveway.
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August mamas....here's your new thread mpwife
Girlfriend
Joined: Dec 10, 2007
Posts: 2156
Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:17 pm
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at twoweekwait):
I'm from premie size to "oversize....
Carnelian - that's just what I keep thinking too .. .
Oh my gosh what did you just say and he repeated it again so I'm such a naughty Mama
I'm very happy Mama's scans in the next 6-7 weeks or so.
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World's oldest Yo Mama joke found
Quote: : Heres one last riddle, whose beginning has been lost and whose translation is a bit uncertain:
of your mother
is by the one who has intercourse (with her) (-What/who is it?)
The researchers arent sure what the...
Started by Ryokan on
, 11 posts
by 11 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at randi):
Yo mama's so fat that she's gonna..."
Some things never....
mama is so fat she must have eaten all the cro magnon!
:D I'll bet the listeners rolled their eyes.
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Hi guys,
Little bored and have a head full of yo mama jokes. Or for those of us who aren't American, "You're Mother" jokes. These are all said in jest ;)
So I will kick us of with two of my favourites:
1) Yo Mama's so fat that when she took her dress ...
Started by Crestiezoo on
, 5 posts
by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at findmeareptile):
Yo momma so....
Yo momma so small she uses a tea bag for a pillow.
"Yo Mama's so ugly Bob The Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" x Yo mams so ugly, her passport comes with a sick bag.
Bit harsh but hey ho ....
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Hi,
I just joined up. I would love to make some new friends. I'm here to track my comings and goings, self-advocate for a healthier life-style and support my friend that invited me. I absolutely believe in health at every size, so you won't find me 'fat...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at myfitnesspal):
I highly recommend it, if you are searching for somebody who has a track record for helping fat people, that I just want to use my 3 months....
I've been eating more healthy foods than when not on a diet, and less .
Loss so far, I'm convinced.
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I started this pregnancy at 5 feet tall and 193lbs.
Last check up (27 weeks) I was 203 (gained 7 pounds in a month).
Today at my 30 week check up I'm down 3 pounds at 200.
My doctor is just fine with this. The baby is doing amazing so I guess that's all...
Started by ChristinaBargholz on
, 11 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at thebump):
So far I'm up to 230, so I've gained about 25 pounds so far.
At 5'4" I started off at about 205.
I go see him in 30 minutes.
Doctor is cool with it so far, though I don't know how he's going to feel about the weight loss.
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Just curious... I know I have seen the CD badge in a few of your siggys. Anyone try it and find out they didn't like it? Any advice? How about, how does SO/family/caregivers handle it? I'm looking into it and think maybe I'll go with pockets or all-in...
Started by clizh on
, 16 posts
by 16 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at thebump):
But, I'm the SAHM and changing 99% of the diapers, so I win :) We started out those, so we're starting....
I was supposed to be a November mama so I'll comment....We cloth isn't crazy about them.
Them too and daycare is on board.
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