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Very religious man, Santa, lived right next door to Banta, an atheist. Santa prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord.
However, Banta`s life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children...
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Santa took a trip to Sydney, Australia. While in a bar, an Autralian on the next stool, spoke to our Santa in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let`s have a little game. I`ll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I`ll buy you a drink. If you can`...
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
"It`s a special golf ball," ...
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Banta and his wife, Preeto, lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors` houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So Preeto went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."
The clerk replied, "Sorry...
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Banta`s wife, Preeto, and kids all came down with the flu. Upon returning home from the pediatrician`s office with his four kids, he turned his attention to his ailing wife.
After preparing some chicken soup for her, he picked up the phone to call her...
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Santa was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Santa decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different ...
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Santa goes to consult a famous specialist about his medical problem.
"How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is Rs 500," replies the physician.
"Five hundred? That`s impossible."
"In your case," the doctor replies, "I suppose I could adjust my fee to Rs 300....
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Re: Share ur favorite jokes Originally Posted by uzmi99
Inna haasaa LoL
sadkay jawaan paar hath na awaa
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Re: Share ur favorite jokes Santa and Banta decide to apply way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get! aahussain likes....
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JOKE
Teacher : U know importance of periods?
Kid : Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide.
1st Guy : My wife's an angel
2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!
A sardar filling up a job application...
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Hahaha Very Funny.
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "...
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No "R" jokes but super funny
Yours....
Used those one liners and short quick jokes ...and he was a side splitter....
Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo Youngman...(I was a kid)...
Of improvement" H nice joke, really funny.
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