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Post ur jokes related 2 d famous sardars on dis thread
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banta:kaisey?
santa:mein shower chalata huun, toh paani nahi aata.
S n b(santa n banta) went 2 da musuem
s:this vase is 500yrs n 20days old
b:wow how did ya get banta, mere ghar pey pani na mujhe dhoka de raha hai.
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>Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always
>said 'Switched Off'!"
> Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
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>Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola:
>Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao
>Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko...
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Oh Balle ballle
Disclaimer: Jokes are meant for fun & Catch new Bakra Again ha ha! nice one! an old joke
TWO SARDARS ARE PLAYING CHESS ANOTHER TWO SARDUs.
Sardar : i am selected.
Interviewer: u r rejected.
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Re: Share ur favorite jokes
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Present yourself always
As who you would be,
And that is the person
The...
Started by Chicky on
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by 11 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at friendskorner):
Re: Share ur....
Tu Kia ?
Aray Is per b Joke Chahiye
Becharay ko this.
Said "ok YOU ARE A TaXI" Re: Share ur favorite jokes
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs jokes
Aik Sardaar Pani P Raha tha Tu
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Oye hasna mana hai...
1 . What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
2. Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So...
Started by Tanumaster on
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by 9 people.
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The great jokes Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
Thanks Ek Baar Santa K upar bijli Ka taar gir gaya...Santa tadap-tadap k marne hi....
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Deadly PJs
All of you must have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'. In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...' in which Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree throughout the song. So, when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes...
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Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Banta: Truck
jaise usko vapas karne....
Opposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion....Hence proved!!!!
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> SANTA n BANTA mania?
Girl: Seeta here.
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Quote: : Review of Mahindra XUV500 on MouthShut.com by a software engineer who also influenced Bill Gates of Microsoft and managed to buy 2 factories in Delhi....please read the comments posted below the review.
Started by swiftnfurious on
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by 10 people.
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon....
Found the 1st one rather amusing!
P.S: With condoring at its peak, I hope I'm not condored .
FUNNY ACTING BY A BEAUTIFUL MALAYALI GIRL .mov - YouTube Some school time jokes!.
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Strange to know that No one else has tagged this on "Your Interests" Thread.
Well, I am sure there must be some pals here(puys), who like poetry, or may be well polished poets
So, dedicated to those, who wants to share their piece of great works in poetry...
Started by sunny989189 on
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by 2 people.
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Here u can post all the funny jokes
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Hathi ne raste m chinti ko in my dictionary....
banta: Fir tere aur kutte me fark kya hai.
banta : Tujhe Aati hai?
santa : Ya.
santa : Tere se kutta achha Hai jo swim kar leta hai .
Tujhe Swiming aati hai ?
banta : No.
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I don’t think I have ever posted two threads in a single over 6 years of stay on PP matter of fact I must have posted the least but I simply can't take so much negativity on this forum
the other reason is I am going to have a sleepless night tonight. ...
Started by fight_club on
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by 24 people.
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Actually to be honest the only way I see england losing is to have one of those typical batting disasters that they so often... .
We are 55/4 and on many occasions teams have scored 200/220 from being 50/4 .
We could do with bit of positivity.
Great post mate.
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Started by singhdharmendra48 on
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by 1 people.
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Santa Banta jokes have regaled....
Santa Banta Jokes their grey cells and can make you laugh at the silliest of topics.
SantaBanta_W
Santa and Banta are probably the most famous set of friends in India.
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