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Bad Joke Thread - Volume 2
Started by Maestro on
, 20 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at not606):
Accross the ear and a flap accross the face!% Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got syphillis to have a one armed butler with a bad attitude - he could take it, but he couldn't dish it out.
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I have a pizza joke, but its too cheesy.
I also have a down syndrome joke but it's retarded
Started by ilovemetalgear on
, 14 posts
by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at swiftor):
A man used the word and the bar tender says WHY THE HUGE PAWs i used 2 maek bad jks but den i took arro 2 da knee.
It's over your head.
Wanna hear this one joke about the sky?
Eh, forget it.
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The Bad Jokes Thread
Post all you cheesy/bad/inappropriate jokes here! :cheers:
I'll start:
This guy was walking down the street, and he was passing this building when he saw a ladder leaning up against it, with a sign saying "CLIMB TO SUCCESS"
So they...
Started by nightprowler10 on
, 15 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at insidehoops):
Re: The Bad Jokes Thread
The teachers at school noticed that Freddy had a large bruise on his arm!" Re: The Bad Jokes Thread
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender simply I owe you for the beer?"
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Ask your Facebook Friends
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Because I, personally, absolute love terrible jokes!
To set us off - my favourite.
How did the man drown in the muesli?
Spoiler: He was pulled under by a very strong currant
Started by Sammy on
, 25 posts
by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at rpgforumsonline):
"Message received" is how nice particularly bad ones:
-- How many emo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- None, they just sit! Watch this!"
eldar Wanna hear....
Where to start? A few one liners I guess...
I am full of bad jokes.
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The rules are easy, you have to post a 'joke' more groan inducing than the previous posters.
I'll start
What do you say when you have just completed a sinister task.
'Dun....dun dun dun Done!!'
Started by Hotelier on
, 25 posts
by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at digitalspy):
^^ The winner.
Half an hour! Is that a joke in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
At Blackpool.
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-Do you wanna hear a joke?
-Sure!
-HAHA JUST KIDDING
Quote: : Quote: : I have new blan: quit workdoing, become workless. pull head full ever day and die before timingly.
This is masters blan. Execute.
Started by wasky on
, 15 posts
by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at punkinfinland):
Gay says what?
-The Who A Finnish guy and a russian guy went to a sauna, the russian guy died .
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So what happened: Google mailed me the day before yesterday, that I should place 3 Ad block on my sites. (I was using just two on all the sites before). They wrote me that I miss the opportunity and should use 3 blocks.
So what I did, I put one extra ...
Started by Kikerinka on
, 12 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at blackhatworld):
Google....
Wow man, can anyone explain in detail why this could happen? Psst. .
I doubt that a single ad put in the middle of post/content will make a drop in SERP the next day... .
Yeah , they told me same shit for 1 of my sites and then banned me yesterday .. .
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Yea...I know Mariosv won't like me saying that...but it is the TRUTH ! I am a signal provider named "Tampo" BURIED by the so called "Zulurank". They currently have me at #9,225 . That is a complete joke! I did a little looking around and discovered a ...
Started by Tampo on
, 11 posts
by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at zulutrade):
Your average trade time is over 30 days...meaning that you keep your trades open forever, until they turn green, which is very risky for the live accounts following you, thus the drop in your ranking from 900 to 9000+
I have sent it to support to check... .
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Haven't had one in a while
VERY Politically Incorrect...
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion, I was soon able to
come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning...
Started by hytenor on
, 18 posts
by 11 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at tacomaterritory):
There aren't any jokes about jones town?
the punch line is too long that's pretty bad What happens when.
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Some of you guys might not find the humor in some of these, but these made me howl!!!! oh, there's a bit of racism in here too, so hope they don't offend.
I was in Conns earlier when i asked my wife "what's your favorite tele tubby?" "Tinky winky" she...
Started by feelergaugephil on
, 27 posts
by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at rocketmadness):
> >
> > You can say lots of bad.
To the store you bought it
from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid to look at some of the new
> > bomber jackets.
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