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We haven't had any blonde jokes in awhile.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
' Hey, you wanna...
Started by boatpuller on
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by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at 67-72chevytrucks):
Ok blondes dont make kool aid they cant get the 8 cups of water in the little packet Blonde riding down the road & sees another blonde....
How do you drown a blonde chick?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub...
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Todays Blonde Joke A girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired
two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of...
Started by LAWRENCE on
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by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at jokeroo):
{Thanks Sexy Sadie} A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the
tip, I was trying to commit suicide," the ....
Ms.Diablo50 likes this.
It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
The new paint called 'Blonde' paint ?
A.
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There must be a million of them, feel free to add....
Blonde walking with her boyfriend.
Boy friend says," Look,a dead bird!"
Blonde looks up and says," Where?"
Started by ColdRider on
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by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at doofclenas):
Http://10stupidthings.com/wp-content...011/11/129.jpg Being married to a blonde, and in the interest of marital harmony, I have no....
The brunette with the recipe graduated.
At the Blonde School of Cosmotology, they don't have any ice cubes.
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Pyramid Of Jokes Pyramid Of Jokes
There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said "this is the pyramid of 100 steps. if you
get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your ...
Started by brilor on
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by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at jokeroo):
The biggest prize is a ....
Bet he won't underestimate my
intelligence again! A blonde goes into a coffee shop.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking the guarantee they made me .
blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid.
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Re: Todays Blonde Joke A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself,
and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking.
After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming...
Started by Boys Night Out on
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by 3 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at jokeroo):
Re: Todays Blonde Joke After a really good party, a man walks into a bar and orders a drink wanna hear a blonde ....
Re: Todays Blonde Joke There were three blondes stuck on an island and they had been like this.
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A husband and his blonde wife were driving along the country side one Sunday just putt puttin along.... as they were driving, the blonde saw another blonde out in an open field rowing a boat.
Out of sheer and utter shock she screamed to her husband "Stop...
Started by Solar on
, 20 posts
by 14 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at leasticoulddo):
The last one is a joke among my friends, We know to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Quietly the guy on the stool next to him, leans over and says and there are....
Do you call a bleach blonde???
Artificial Stupidity.
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that...
Started by paul on
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by 11 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at aardvarktravel):
Environmental Chat Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off are afraid to die will never enter the mystery of love." A blonde calls her husband at work one day home and tells his blonde wife,....
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I don't get this blonde joke, help? So a redhead, brunette, and a blonde were hanging on a rope off a cliff. The rop couldn't hold much weight for the three girls, so the redhead said "I'll go." and the blonde clapped.
I'm not a blonde, but I don't get...
Started by ? on
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by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
When a person claps, they use two hands which means and she is now Source(s): The dead scene... .
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Get) Source(s): u sure u ain't blonde? HA HA HA...
Right?
Try this: hold a pencil, and clap.
When the blonde clapped, she lets go of the rope.
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A Blonde saw a YMCA sign and remarked, "Hey! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Your Blonde Jokes Below!!!
Started by Tim Nelson on
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by 3 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at ifans):
Those where my thoughts....
Against the rules or not, this thread is f***ing stupid .
Is this Ok with the rules? Might be offensive...
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OK, I'll start with a couple of my favorite blonde jokes - follow up with YOUR favorite!
1. How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle??
Shine a flashlight in her ear...
2. What's the difference between a 757 and a blonde???
Not everyone's been in a 75...
Started by LadyFaire on
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by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at familyfriendsfirearms):
Why did the blond refuse to make chocolate chipBest 3 years of a blonde....
The next...
What's brown and black and blue all over?
A brunette that told one blond joke too many.
My favorite blonde joke...
On the white out.
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