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What's the most inadvertently humorous user request you've had.
Started by Sam Hasler on
, 35 posts
by 33 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at serverfault):
Clearly broken!
I had a lady friend that was a physical therapist side?" -WHAT?
Admin: "The wall."
User: "Why do ....
A few minutes on hold, they return a state, "We checked all the computers and could not find to the opposite computers.
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Jokes and funny links go here. Just the joke/link, perhaps an explanation for the link. No posts that don't have humor in them!
Remember, too...we're prudes here, so keep it clean!
Started by Thelemac on
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by 17 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at overclockers):
I don't know why the rec.humor group transmitted on 00% recycled electrons... .
I do have a great sense of humor.
Be typewritten, but you can't because there isn't one typewriter in your house only computers with laser him come over anymore.
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Black Humor (for RED days.) NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS:
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month...
Started by James48843 on
, 12 posts
by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at tsptalk):
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected returns: 20.35%/27.11% using 10 IFTs... .
Re: Black Humor (for RED days.) Investment tips for 2009
With all the turmoil in the market today and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
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Ask your Facebook Friends
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As we Silver haired Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons...
Started by Walston on
, 6 posts
by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yesterdaystractors):
LOL! I've used that one a lot over the years, and another favorite I got from a curmudgeon of an IT director is, "The problem is the dead short between the keyboard and the floor..."
es I always liked the RTFM saw it in print one time, took a bit to get... .
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Aangezien xkcd weer een linux grap toepast.
٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Clewless Pink Elephants Are Utterly Boring
Started by daft_dutch on
, 99 posts
by 69 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at tweakers):
Sep 2010 01:51:12 +0100
Dat is het mooie van linux, dit soort humor die er gewoon doorheen gewogen: : mcDavid schreef op woensdag 06 oktober 2010 @ 08:50 :
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Dat is het mooie van linux, dit soort humor geen 'humor' Fotoblog: ....
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Saw this on my local Craigslist, they probably posted it after seeing an
Aladdin listed for $4600.
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/clt/2832619829.html
Just in case it gets flagged away....
"Party Animal pinball - $10450 (KooKooville, va)
I have a Bally ...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at gamesforum):
And the parts I have been using to repair it came off of
>some old computers and household.
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Overheard in the Shadows
Logan Graves ( Fenris@BigKnobiKlub.virtualAve.net )
I figured it was about time to give this somewhat whimsical & popular feature a page all its own. Now you can add to this growing list of "Who Said What." Just fill out the form...
Started by Gamemaster on
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by 1 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at freeforums):
Keeping the dice rolling since 1....
Mario A.
Metan mano!!!
Everyone thinks I'm half crazy, but they know only half of the truth .
Estas frases y otras que voy a postear aqui son oficialmente pirateables para usarse en los profiles de los PCs y NPCs .
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Bij deze een vervolg op het Non-windows Humor Topic ! Als je deze thread leest heb je blijkbaar niets beters te doen, dus lees dan vooral ook de oude draad door, om te voorkomen dat we niet alleen dubbel liggen, maar ook elke grap dubbel zien
In dit topic...
Started by Wilke on
, 99 posts
by 70 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at tweakers):
No software patents! || Nokia N800: Linux-powered Internet Tablet Niet echt Non-windows maar, het is humor op 04 July 2003 @ 14:58 :
Niet echt Non-windows maar, het is humor en in het vorige deel hadden we Non-windows humor, part....
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On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 21:27:37 +0200, Uli Gierschner <trashcan@wopr.de
Moin,
in anbetracht des Wahl-Sonntages und dessen Qual, mußte ich bei dieser
Auflistung doch direkt daran denken, das sich vermutlich so einige der zur
Wahl gestellten genau *...
Started by Uli Gierschner on
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by 3 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at omgili):
Http....
Hier der
erste Strip, viel Spaß beim Durchklicken (wer's noch nicht kennt) .
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:27:34 +0200, Wolfgang Draxinger <Wolfgang.Draxinger@physik.uni-muenchen.de
Da fällt mir doch gleich wieder die MovieOS-Story auf UF.org ein .
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Quote: : DexterDee schreef op maandag 09 november 2009 @ 11:21 :
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En toen gebeurde er niks: mwa misschien dat het in OSX en windows niet altijd standaard werkt, maar in de linux kernel (vanaf 2.2) zijn de routering regels voor loopback altijd (impliciet...
Started by KnEuTeR on
, 99 posts
by 59 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at tweakers):
It was on happy days when we were up
Iets meer programming humor, maar goed het....
Waren wel eerder Unices voor Macintosh computers maar dat waren:
* YellowDog Linux en andere PPC humor It was when I was happiest that I longed most.
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