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[center] An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So ...
Started by chimuchi ( f ) on
, 14 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at nairaland):
The joke is in yor....
Where is the joke?
must we xplain everything to u.
U try small sha.
Where is the joke? Dis Joke is as old as d poster above me Funny.
Hope dis wont a one joke thread though.
Nice joke.
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That's all?
I have some funny scenes, i will post later
Started by Jago on
, 18 posts
by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at extremefitness):
My contribution....
Post what you like mpgs or pics, but make it a laugher, gang .
Pump # 2 Set to Fill
In the Silver BMW Time to kick off a new thread dedicated to files that tickle your funny bone .
Wonder what she did with her trophy when she got home.. .
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What are your favourite sysadmin jokes?
There's no place like ~
Inspired by Programmer Jokes .
Started by John Oxley on
, 26 posts
by 24 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at serverfault):
Not a joke:
chown -R us ./base
from confs:
/* it works, but nobody knows why */
rather programming joke.
This is the internet, how can I help you?"
There's an anecdote involving Squid proxy .
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I can't believe we don't have a joke thread!
In a recent survey, men said the first thing they notice about women is their eyes.
In the same survey, women said the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of fucking liars. We have reached ...
Started by tinkerbell on
, 50 posts
by 20 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at dreamintheinsane):
Stupid ....
Is it wrong that the beauty salon joke made me laugh out loud? We have of that one is killer.
Gertcha cow son! what do you call a stag with no eyes?
no eye are doing brazilians for nothing .
That's awful !! Just a joke though....
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I have various collections of valentines Quote: s and messages now I am looking out for best & funny valentine jokes can someone get it for me??
Started by smileyface on
, 2 posts
by 2 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at sukh-dukh):
Well, I would like to share some funny valentines joke below.
Of the most expected gifts from sweethearts.
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Any kind of jokes are good but no x-rated when in doubt put those in the access room and lets try to keep it clean please. Thank you.
Started by Princess on
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by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at funinbc):
What did the Surrey mom say to her daughter??
If you aren't in bed at 10 come home
lmao sorry i heard it last night i had to share what is green and smells like pig???
kermit the frogs finger hahahaha Why Do Truckers Bring Dogs With Them
Sheep Are To ... .
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What is your favorite joke or cultural reference expressed as a Unix command line?
Started by chaos on
, 23 posts
by 18 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at serverfault):
Find / -user you -iname '*base*' -exec chown us:us {} \;
$ man woman No manual entry for woman
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/bin/which sense /usr/bin/which: no sense in (pretending!)
No one posted this yet?
wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger... .
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Hi-Jokes - Get your daily dose of laughter with the funniest jokes in the world including Animal Jokes , Marriage Jokes , Relationship Jokes and many more, all in one place.
Started by alex900 on
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by 1 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at koppafreeclassifiedads):
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I'm looking for some funny jokes and puns that occur in computer languages. I'll post an oldie to kick things off... What are some others?
update: Especially looking for code-related jokes... the ones that only make sense to programmers reading code.
Started by Mark Harrison on
, 115 posts
by 100 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
There's an old Russian....
(It's a lisp joke - the cells in a pair are accessed with car and cdr)
Let's not forget this old chestnut...
Why couldn't the variable buy anything from the charity shop .
Of knockknockjoke.cs
= A UK only joke
Q.
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What is something you believe you just shouldn't joke about? Or do you think any joke is fine since its a joke? i just saw some preview for a movie that joked about throwing out a newborn baby girl in a trash can. it literally disgust me to hear that ...
Started by *Tink* on
, 10 posts
by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
In my opinion, if the joke is offensive simply because it was a MAN who of joke anymore.
If the baby were unharmed, for instance specified that it was a baby girl .
There are qualities about the joke that could redeem its taste.
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