|
I think that I'm a chicken
Panda Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
http://donnieproperties.blogspot.com
http://densondentalcare.blogspot....
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at money-talk):
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
How come the chicken couldn't win the... .
|
|
Some of you guys might not find the humor in some of these, but these made me howl!!!! oh, there's a bit of racism in here too, so hope they don't offend.
I was in Conns earlier when i asked my wife "what's your favorite tele tubby?" "Tinky winky" she...
Started by feelergaugephil on
, 24 posts
by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at rocketmadness):
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN... .
Pwahahahahahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahah a! DO you fart in bed? (Oldie but Goodie)
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS .
|
|
So I'm going to just skip all the back story and just say me and Tain made some ZOMG yo momma jokes.
I hereby declare:
This thread is officially the ZOMG jokes thread *not just yo momma jokes*
Go ahead and post all the jokes you know or made up. feel ...
Started by TA-Regret on
, 15 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at gaiaonline):
Main Joke Section:
Nothing atm
Scroll down for the yo momma jokes YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FIRE.
|
Ask your Facebook Friends
|
What are your favourite sysadmin jokes?
There's no place like ~
Inspired by Programmer Jokes .
Started by John Oxley on
, 26 posts
by 24 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at serverfault):
Not a joke:
chown -R us ./base
from confs:
/* it works, but nobody knows why */
rather programming joke.
This is the internet, how can I help you?"
There's an anecdote involving Squid proxy .
|
|
Ok..we all know this job is totally ridiculous at this point...
Yet, it is really tough to leave it, given the steady paycheck and
15 X 15 work hours...
Sometimes I lose respect for myself that I am an older (50s) drug
rep doing this silly job, of catering...
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at cafepharma):
Ridiculous? Yeah, ....
Not a silly thought!
Not a joke to walk away, beat up, without a severance....
If the job is a joke does that make me a joke too?? I don't want to
be a joke...I used to be taken....then you might leave.
|
|
What is your favorite computer joke?
Started by jsight on
, 14 posts
by 13 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at superuser):
OK, so....
Well here's my ultimate joke question, old one though so probably heard and it starts working.
Programming joke you’ve authored? Faq - What kind of questions can I ask here?
Super User is for computer at it when I want a laugh.
|
|
What is your favorite joke or cultural reference expressed as a Unix command line?
Started by chaos on
, 23 posts
by 18 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at serverfault):
Find / -user you -iname '*base*' -exec chown us:us {} \;
$ man woman No manual entry for woman
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/bin/which sense /usr/bin/which: no sense in (pretending!)
No one posted this yet?
wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger... .
|
|
Is joking by telling the truth the funniest joke in the world?
Started by i ♣ seals on
, 9 posts
by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
No Source(s): me Shakespeare certainly....
If something is true for everyone, it's easy to make people laugh over it .
All great comedians use this tactic.
Que laughter.
Then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes..
|
|
What are some corny jokes like: Wanna hear a cat joke? Just KITTEN i don't have one!?
Started by Colton on
, 5 posts
by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Naaaa.
Period.
Index.php?topic=23675.0 Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO Jokes about feminine hygiene aren't funny.
|
|
Possible Duplicate:
What’s Your Favorite Harmless Computer Practical Joke?
Window's guys, seem to have all the fun .
So what about the Mac, what practical jokes can you play on people who own one?
Started by unam3d on
, 7 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at superuser):
The window....
Owning one?
Asking them to right-click? (yes, I know they can now)
This is platform agnostic, but its still my favorite:
Open a finder window (or any other window) and make sure the application for that window isn't the active application (i.e .
|
