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On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:56:30 -0800 (PST), Werewolfy <thepheasantplucker1@googlemail.com
Couple claim leather sofa is haunted.
By John Bingham
Last Updated: 10:24AM GMT 24 Nov 2008
A couple have become convinced that their sofa is haunted. The...
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LB On Mon, 24 everything, now that
they have written about... .
Nothing wrong with vehicle just a good joke.
If the doggie is scared, could be a practical joke
from maker, like some whoopie cushion placed against
some innards of the door.
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Yup a joke shop for everyone.. most are storys thou so bare with me if you want to have a little fun!
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
lol...
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The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit.
In the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
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On Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:00:11 +1300, BrianNZ <brian@itnz.co.nz
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when
he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, love? Chicken,
beef or lamb?" He said, "Thank you, I'll have...
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Are you on a starvation diet or a poverty budget and can't get
to Burger King for the $1 special.
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Ask your Facebook Friends
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In a rematch from a couple of weeks ago, B.L.T is scheduled to face the Shaolin Jacks and the Kings of Hate in a Triple Threat tag match as a way for the challengers to tune themselves up for the upcoming match at Kingdom Come. For the other two teams...
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Jack passes a boxing match.
Beside him on the sofa, is Leon Kensworth.
As the camera fades to black Jack Skinner is relaxing on his black leather sofa, remote in one hand, glass soda bottle in the other.
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On Sat, 21 Feb 2009 10:17:56 +1100, "Anopheles" <anophelesoz@yahoo.com.au
This place needs a blood transfusion
It's No Joke
Barry Aitchison
The intercom rang. "Yes, Sandra?" My voice was shaky. I didn't care.
"Your next patient has been waiting...
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It seems to me.
It was hard to tell who was talking when he's
saying, "So the doc says .
The joke.
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On Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:25:00 +1100, "Anopheles" <anophelesoz@yahoo.com.au
Very lightly modified. Is it enough?
It's No Joke
Barry Aitchison
The intercom rang. "Yes, Sandra?" My voice was shaky. I didn't care.
"Your next patient has been waiting...
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"Anopheles....
I'd still
add a few more tags in the longer dialogue bursts, but that may just be
picky .
They contextualise the piece.
On Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:41:47 -0000, "Alaric McDermott" <alaricmc@btinternet.com
The usual and usually help a lot .
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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:57:46 -0700, "Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his...
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On Sat,....
Funny fucking joke.
Everyone.
Joke forwarded to........
News" <hsahm@surewest.netnews:ivudnUAfGsTn1_fXnZ2dnUVZ_sidnZ2d@giganews.com...
Sofa King" <root@127.0.0.1news:2743303.QW2LYAUrQ1@127.0.0.1...
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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:31:29 -0700 (PDT), "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com
On Jul 25, 11:41 pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net
Debunker, you are not funny or cute, and you have no purpose here with
civilized normal...
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On Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:04:15 -0400, Sofa King <.
On Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:50:16 -0400, Sofa King <root@127.0.0.1
well postdicting accuracy while being a ghoul.
He actually is.
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On Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:22:29 -0400, PaulMofATL <pm2007@charter.net
On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:20:53 -0400, KStahl <ktsahI@yohaa.com
Evil. The republican are evil. You have political savy of a fifth
grader. What is changing Ken? Corporate America...
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Your stuff too Gary! On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:22:37 -0500, Sofa King <root@127.0.0.1
actually.
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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:57:46 -0700, "Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his...
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by 8 people.
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-0400, Sofa King <root@127.0.0.1
well, according to you, these fucktards are worth your time, 28 Jul 2009 02:04:15 -0400, Sofa King <root@127.0.0.1
good thing you have that move, loser" <hsahm@surewest.netnews....
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