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[center] An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child. So ...
Started by chimuchi ( f ) on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at nairaland):
The joke is in yor....
Where is the joke?
must we xplain everything to u.
U try small sha.
Where is the joke? Dis Joke is as old as d poster above me Funny.
Hope dis wont a one joke thread though.
Nice joke.
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That's all?
I have some funny scenes, i will post later
Started by Jago on
, 18 posts
by 9 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at extremefitness):
My contribution....
Post what you like mpgs or pics, but make it a laugher, gang .
Pump # 2 Set to Fill
In the Silver BMW Time to kick off a new thread dedicated to files that tickle your funny bone .
Wonder what she did with her trophy when she got home.. .
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I have various collections of valentines Quote: s and messages now I am looking out for best & funny valentine jokes can someone get it for me??
Started by smileyface on
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by 2 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at sukh-dukh):
Well, I would like to share some funny valentines joke below.
Valentines jokes are created to make each valentine laugh, giggle and smile and this is one of the most expected gifts from sweethearts.
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Any kind of jokes are good but no x-rated when in doubt put those in the access room and lets try to keep it clean please. Thank you.
Started by Princess on
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by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at funinbc):
What did the Surrey mom say to her daughter??
If you aren't in bed at 10 come home
lmao sorry i heard it last night i had to share what is green and smells like pig???
kermit the frogs finger hahahaha Why Do Truckers Bring Dogs With Them
Sheep Are To ... .
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Hi-Jokes - Get your daily dose of laughter with the funniest jokes in the world including Animal Jokes , Marriage Jokes , Relationship Jokes and many more, all in one place.
Started by alex900 on
, 1 posts
by 1 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at koppafreeclassifiedads):
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I'm looking for some funny jokes and puns that occur in computer languages. I'll post an oldie to kick things off... What are some others?
update: Especially looking for code-related jokes... the ones that only make sense to programmers reading code.
Started by Mark Harrison on
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by 100 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
= KnockKnockJoke.cs
Knock Knock of knockknockjoke.cs
= A UK only joke....
The network is down
-- (There are more) http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html
|Drug Dealers homebrew jokes I used to use to sap the morale of my colleagues.
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I can't believe we don't have a joke thread!
In a recent survey, men said the first thing they notice about women is their eyes.
In the same survey, women said the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of fucking liars. We have reached ...
Started by tinkerbell on
, 50 posts
by 20 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at dreamintheinsane):
Ya No....
Gertcha cow son! what do you call a stag with no eyes?
no eye with no schlong, arms, legs or eyes?
still fucking no eye dear
awful i know, truely terrible jokes Thoughts are not jokes.
That's awful !! Just a joke though....
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- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no male or female?
- Male, female sometimes camel
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at prime-squadron):
09, 2006 23:50 Not a joke ...but I laughed hard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICFnQK1tAc&NR)
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:36 ROFLAMFAO THIS IS EXTREME FUN!!!
You guys rock on jokes haha!! xD.
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Why do people make Hitler jokes but not Stalin jokes? Stalin was a much worse person, so why don't we taunt him?
Started by Sterling Nuzum on
, 7 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
We make Soviet jokes like how everything.
Americans going through the public school system in urban areas .
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Re: Pictures Jokes Share Share this post on Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Spurl this Post! Reddit! Wong this Post!
Started by Jam e Subu on
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by 17 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at friendskorner):
Pyar
jeena issi ka naam hai!! Re: Pictures Jokes so funny pictures with joke i like very muchRe: Pictures Jokes bohat hi umdah jokes Share Share this post on Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Spurl this Post! Reddit! Wong this....
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