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I think that I'm a chicken
Panda Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
http://donnieproperties.blogspot.com
http://densondentalcare.blogspot....
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at money-talk):
Http://www.....
How come the blond wouldn't use a splash page?
S/he://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Computer-Jokes/The-Less-You-Know,-The-More-You-Make.html
=Cash you make.
Be telling blond jokes instead of chicken jokes.
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Some of you guys might not find the humor in some of these, but these made me howl!!!! oh, there's a bit of racism in here too, so hope they don't offend.
I was in Conns earlier when i asked my wife "what's your favorite tele tubby?" "Tinky winky" she...
Started by feelergaugephil on
, 27 posts
by 4 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at rocketmadness):
THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN... .
Pwahahahahahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahah a! DO you fart in bed? (Oldie but Goodie)
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS .
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So I'm going to just skip all the back story and just say me and Tain made some ZOMG yo momma jokes.
I hereby declare:
This thread is officially the ZOMG jokes thread *not just yo momma jokes*
Go ahead and post all the jokes you know or made up. feel ...
Started by TA-Regret on
, 15 posts
by 7 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at gaiaonline):
Main Joke Section:
Nothing atm
Scroll down for the yo momma jokes YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FIRE.
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Ask your Facebook Friends
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What are your favourite sysadmin jokes?
There's no place like ~
Inspired by Programmer Jokes .
Started by John Oxley on
, 26 posts
by 24 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at serverfault):
Not a joke:
chown -R us ./base
from confs:
/* it works, but nobody knows why */
rather programming joke.
This is the internet, how can I help you?"
There's an anecdote involving Squid proxy .
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I'm looking for some funny jokes and puns that occur in computer languages. I'll post an oldie to kick things off... What are some others?
update: Especially looking for code-related jokes... the ones that only make sense to programmers reading code.
Started by Mark Harrison on
, 115 posts
by 100 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
= KnockKnockJoke.cs
Knock Knock of knockknockjoke.cs
= A UK only joke....
The network is down
-- (There are more) http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html
|Drug Dealers homebrew jokes I used to use to sap the morale of my colleagues.
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What are the funniest jokes and best riddles you have ever heard? (10 points to best jokes/riddles)?
What are the funniest jokes and best riddles you have ever heard? (10 points to best jokes/riddles)?
Started by Peggy on
, 5 posts
by 5 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at yahoo):
The brothers Oivo and Toivo went out to hunt some): original by me I just wanna know the answer to Todd's joke.
But I'll throw in a joke that cracks me up...
Not a joke...
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I am managing both JAVA and .NET teams and would like to know if there are any known historical jokes that I can pull against either of them. If not jokes, it can be some nice stories about each of them.
I am mainly looking to use these as a way to bond...
Started by CodeToGlory on
, 6 posts
by 6 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
.”
I know of a couple Java jokes off the top of my head.
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I decided to throw a party last week.
The theme was 'Amy Winehouse Concert'.
It was brilliant!
I only invited people that really, really like me.
I made everybody pay £40 to get into my house.
I showed up four hours late, falling down drunk, insulted ...
Started by N/B on
, 22 posts
by 18 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at com):
Bob Holness had only.
It's what she would've wanted.
Sorry Stu, you can remove mine if you feel a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.
Was i on, Winehouse jokes we`ll take, but no Norway jokes please.
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- Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no male or female?
- Male, female sometimes camel
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at prime-squadron):
09, 2006 23:50 Not a joke ...but I laughed hard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICFnQK1tAc&NR (hopefully)
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:36 ROFLAMFAO THIS IS EXTREME FUN!!!
You guys rock on jokes haha.
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A MAN'S LOGIC
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of ...
Started by MF on
, 24 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at fredericksburg):
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and ... .
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big .
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