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On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 10:46:45 -0700, "%" <...@gmail.com
grizzly bears can smell a dead carcass up to ,
10 miles away even if its buried under 3 feet of snow ,
and all animals can tell its going to rain before it rains
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On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 11:07:01 -0700 (PDT), Sphinx <...@gmail.com
On Jul 3, 4:38 am, Alan Harding <...@harding.demon.co.uk
the ozone low to the ground? a salty, mettalic smell
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On Fri, 03 Jul 2009 14:53:36 -0400, Translucent Troglodyte <...@gmail.com
On Fri, 3 Jul 2009 09:38:01 +0100, Alan Harding
<...@harding.demon.co.uk
I didn't know that. I'd have guessed that all the ruminating burps
would have interfered with their sense of smell.
Natural lawn mowers are great if you don't mind the by-products.
TT
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Gender is not binary
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 08:08:40 +0100, Alan Harding <...@harding.demon.co.uk
In message <...@4ax.comTroglodyte <...@gmail.comI'm surprised - I was expecting that you'd have some anecdotes of
superior bovine senses. I have you associated with cows. ;)
We have two rabbits, whose droppings aren't any bother, but their
chomping don't seem to have any effect on the lawn at all!
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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On Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:40:44 -0400, cal <...@gmail.com
On 07/03/09 4:38 AM, in article h8Sc...@harding.demon.co.uk, "Alan
Harding" <...@harding.demon.co.uk
and still, all they do is stand there chewing grass. cows are amazing. my
dad used to tell a story about when he was a kid in school. it was a village
school near the southern border of hungary. the teacher asked what everybody
wanted to be when they grew up. a little girl said, "i want to be a cow."
"why?" the teacher asked. "because all they have to do is stand there
chewing grass." she may also have mentioned their peaceful brown eyes.
there's probably nothing more peaceful than a cow standing in a field,
chewing grass. i once wrote a poem about it. it's called "life of a cow,"
and it begins
a cow stands in a field,
chewing grass.
i forget the rest.
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On Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:57:50 -0400, Translucent Troglodyte <...@gmail.com
On Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:40:44 -0400, cal <...@gmail.com
Some cows are more amazing than others. About my Jersey cow Molly
Ringworm, we used to say, "bless her pointy little head". That cow
had no fear. She'd use that pointy poll to push cows twice her size
away from the feed bunk so she could get in to eat.
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Gender is not binary
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 08:15:49 +0100, Alan Harding <...@harding.demon.co.uk
In message <...@gmail.comwrites
Cows do have beautiful eyes. I used to wander through cow pastures
(actually, it was mainly heifer pastures and bullock pastures) when I
were but a lad, and their eyes were the second thing I noticed about
them. The first was the number of horseflies on the pats.
Did it have 'ass' in it?
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The opinions given above may be mine. They might also
just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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On Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:14:29 -0400, cal <...@gmail.com
On 07/04/09 3:15 AM, in article BTRk...@harding.demon.co.uk, "Alan
Harding" <...@harding.demon.co.uk
yeah. i think i got stuck at "bull".
pull
full
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cull
dull
mull
and now the rampant bull,
stupid but never dull,
runs across the pas-
ture and rams his stiff prong up her ...
ture
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 11:47:06 -0700 (PDT), purpleveggie <...@hotmail.com
On 3 July, 09:38, Alan Harding <...@harding.demon.co.uk
i like the prospect of a cow presenting the weather forecast on tv.
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:50:12 +0100, Alan Harding <...@harding.demon.co.uk
In message
<...@l31g2000yqb.googlegroups.compurpleveggie <...@hotmail.com
Instead of the usual asses, you mean?
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just be what I feel like saying right now, okay?
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 11:58:35 -0700, "%" <...@gmail.com
utterly rediculess
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:58:03 -0700 (PDT), purpleveggie <...@hotmail.com
On 4 July, 19:58, "%" <...@gmail.com
when your as mad as a hatter anything is possible.
trust me,i know about these sort of things.
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 13:03:51 -0700, "%" <...@gmail.com
you're such a tit
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 13:08:53 -0700 (PDT), guinness <...@gmail.com
On Jul 4, 3:58 pm, purpleveggie <...@hotmail.com
last night, I saw some of the movie "Twister"
silly, and a cow flies through the air.
I'm doing bovine.
I mooo-ved
I'm milking this reply
I am udderly ridiculous.
all I know about cows really is this---they have 4 stomachs. The
stomachs are made to digest grass. instead, we shove corn down their
gullet. often, a stick must be shoved down the cows throat to
alleviate certain blockages.
a cow would no more eat corn than I would eat that crap m friend
serves.
there is a movie called, "Food, Inc."
but I knew what I said a long time before.
and growth hormones make children develop parts long before they
should develop parts.
walmart has taken HGH out of it's milk.
I gotta million of 'em
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