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Painful sex, burning urination, itchy rectum

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On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 00:01:41 -0800 (PST), "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com

!For the last few months, I can't go longer than about 15 minutes in
sex without going from completely turned on to completely limp within
a matter of minutes. There's no orgasm involved, no nothing to signal
it- I just suddenly go limp and it starts to hurt really bad. After
sex, urinating is sometimes so painful- for hours at a time- that I'm
afraid to do it. I know I have a bladder infection right now, but
these symptoms have been occurring for months now, and I'm also
developing a large number of skin tags around my nutsack. Another
recent symptom is really, REALLY annoying anal itching. Is there any
one thing that this may point to? I've always had pain after sex, but
it's getting worse lately. And the skin tags and the itching only
showed up recently. Also boils tend to rise and fall over the months.
I'm not a dirty person, so what's causing all this?

A*



On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 00:10:38 -0800 (PST), Jeff_D <...@googlemail.com

On Nov 5, 8:01 am, "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com
Hmmm, yeah, seems to me you've got the classic symptoms of early-onset
Alzheimers...I wouldn't worry unduly, you'll be forgetting about
everything soon...

Dr Jeffrey D Dobermann MD

On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 00:29:16 -0800 (PST), "Mr. V" <...@gmail.com

I'm no doctor, and I certainly cannot speak from experience, but my
guess would be that all those drug-fueled, debauched years of wild,
indiscriminate back door action have torn your prostate to shreds.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 06:34:36 -0800 (PST), "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com

On Nov 5, 12:29 am, "Mr. V" <...@gmail.com
Mr. V, always returning to the scene of the crime. Mr. V, the imposter
sockpuppet master-bator.

A*

On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 12:17:18 -0900, "bobinNY" <...@eqifax.com

"Jeff_D" <...@v30g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...

I am no doctor but I played one on TV once, I would suggest soaking in a
tub of turpine tine, it by the 3rd day the symptoms do not clear up, light
a match. this will make the painful urination go away.

On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:44:35 -0600, "." <klhsgd@lkfjg

"Ace*" <...@g27g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:

Wow... all of a sudden, my problems don't seem quite so bad.

The itchy ass is probably hemroids. Very common... get some preparation-
h and use it everytime after you move your bowels and when the itching
occurs. Problem should go away in a week or two.

For the peter you probably need some strong antibiotics... sounds
serious, so you should probably get to a clinic and let a doctor have a
look.

I think you may be straining during sex... also common. Relax, don't
try to be superman... it's okay if you bust your nut while she's giving
you foreplay blowjobs or during intercourse before she cums. Use your
tounge more and your peter less... she won't mind.

Dr. Roger, Sex Therapist.

On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 13:45:38 +0000, jemida <...@sdf.lonestar.org

I'm not a dirty person, so what's causing all this?

sounds like you got a nasty dose .. have u tried a broad spectrum

anto-bio ..like doxycycline // or go an ask a doctor ././

-j


On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:55:42 -0800 (PST), Las Vegas Don <...@gmail.com

On Nov 5, 7:45 am, jemida <...@sdf.lonestar.org
It is possible that a broad spectrum is part of the problem. :) A
trip to a good Doctor might be a good suggestion. Doctors see it all
and very little shake them. I had a bud that i had known for 20
years or so that would sneak off and do a few nights at some of the
more questionable Vegas "night spots" that were of his secret
persuasion. He and I were good friends and worked together. I still
have great memories of him and his strength of heart and spirit. His
love of life was amazing. Listening to him encouraging others from
the soul was empowering. One day in the bathroom his ass gave out and
they had to take him to the hospital. He had, understandably,
sphinctur / hemmoroid problems and it cost him the ultimate price. To
much strain down there and he could not handel it. So sad to see a
good man go like that. He was an honorable man. Pushing up daisies
now. ...funny how certain subjects will take your mind across the
decades of things that you saw, smelt, felt or heard. Life is good
and very short.
If you really have these issues you need to preserve your life annd
health. Go and see a competent Doctor and get them these things
addressed to completion. Life and health are important.

Don in Vegas and Memphis, TN.

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 11:36:04 -0800 (PST), "Double Down Now!" <...@hotmail.com

On Nov 5, 2:01 am, "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com

You may wanna try some L-arginine.....

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:42:34 -0800 (PST), Las Vegas Don <...@gmail.com

On Nov 5, 2:01 am, "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com
All of the sudden me needing a cane in a few years to walk to the bus
stop on Serene don't feel so bad. So long as ya ain't got ass warts
and ya can hold ya shit...ya gonna be fine. And don't piss on
yours...scuse me, I gotta run......

Pete Townsend, "Give Blood"

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:37:54 -0800 (PST), Las Vegas Don <...@gmail.com

On Nov 5, 2:01 am, "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com
IMHO, you could be drawing comparisons with other experiences in your
life. Sex is not in the Penis / vagina, etc... but in the mind. Ya
got clap??

Ya having boils on ya bawls?? Itchy ass? ..scuse me..i have to go
clean my monitor with alcohol to kill the bugs. :) I'd just be glad
ya aint farting blood.

...nuff internet for the day. I think I'll go take a shower and watch
some tv to get the mental images out of my mind. Rolaids might be
good. :)

Don

On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:36:51 -0600, Gary <...@Yahoo.com

Las Vegas Don,

Of all the stupid statements you've made over the years, that has to
rank up near #1 in stupidity. But then when one considers that the
only sex you've ever had was in your mind...

Gary

--

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."

On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 12:00:19 -0800, "Nonny" <...@cox.net

"Gary" <...@en-nntp-05.dc1.easynews.com...

Hence the term: "Screwed in the head?"

--
Nonny

You cannot make a stupid kid smart by
handing him a diploma. Schools need standards
to measure the amount of education actually
absorbed by children. Don't sacrifice the smart
kids to make the dumb ones feel good about themselves.


On Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:25:48 -0600, Gary <...@Yahoo.com

Nonny,

Good one. Fits Strevel to a tee.

Gary

--

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."

On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 21:40:49 -0800, "Big Mikey" <...@aol.com

WOW....on a roll Nonny!

M

"Nonny" <...@newsfe10.iad...
>

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:14:36 -0800 (PST), Las Vegas Don <...@gmail.com

On Nov 7, 2:00 pm, "Nonny" <...@cox.net
:), yes, one could probobly say thatr. ...funny remark! :)

Don
http://www.tinyurl.com/dialupdeal
http://www.mysecretvegas.com

On Sun, 8 Nov 2009 21:40:18 -0800, "Big Mikey" <...@aol.com

Over the years?

And you have been here how many years, "Gary"???

What a dick....

M

"Gary" <...@en-nntp-05.dc1.easynews.com...

On Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:57:36 -0600, Gary <...@Yahoo.com

Big Mikey,

Long enough to know that Strevel is insane and that you are a man who
couldn't tell the truth if your life depended on it.

Gary

--

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."

On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 12:58:29 -0800 (PST), "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com

On Nov 9, 11:57 am, Gary <...@Yahoo.com
Why didn't you let people in on this sooner Mr V?

A*

On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 17:49:17 -0800 (PST), "Mr. V" <...@gmail.com

On Nov 9, 12:58 pm, "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 19:31:01 -0800 (PST), "Ace*" <...@hotmail.com

On Nov 9, 5:49 pm, "Mr. V" <...@gmail.com
Faggot.

A*

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:15:41 -0800 (PST), Las Vegas Don <...@gmail.com

On Nov 9, 1:57 pm, Gary <...@Yahoo.com
Yawn.......

http://www.tinyurl.com/dialupdeal
http://www.mysecretvegas.com

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:13:31 -0800 (PST), Las Vegas Don <...@gmail.com

On Nov 7, 1:36 pm, Gary <...@Yahoo.com
Sorry Gary,
I just spit my tea laughing in response to your post. Have a good
day...and I know who you are. You are a baboons big red ass.

Don
http://www.mysecretvegas.com
http://www.tinyurl.com/dialupdeal

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:13:53 -0600, NomenNeisco <...@dizum.com

hey hey hey
doonie strebel is back to
his old mlm scams
everything old is old again

scam dem bones