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Lazy Angelina gives birth via c-section to Brad's bastard children in France -- 1st details, pictures

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:01:34 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

Who do you think they look like???? I think they got Angelina's
ridiculous large lips and Brad's tiny penis.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2ijon82.jpg

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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ijon82&s=4



On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:54:00 -0700, "P.K." <...@vcnet.com

How come they look like the next President ??????


On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:13:38 -0700 (PDT), doomella <...@gmail.com

On Jul 12, 3:54 am, "P.K." <...@vcnet.com
You can't seriously believe McCain will win....

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:44:34 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

On Jul 12, 2:13 pm, doomella <...@gmail.com
God, no. Republicans are kidding themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94QMAEBIHg

Is this an anti-McCain ad or a baby video dating service?

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:50:47 -0700 (PDT), doomella <...@gmail.com

On Jul 12, 4:44 pm, Taylor <...@gmail.com
An awful mouthful of saccharine, innit?

On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:18:51 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

Oui! Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins

BY JO PIAZZA and RICH SCHAPIRO
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Updated Sunday, July 13th 2008, 1:14 AM

The world's most famous twins have arrived, finally!

According to the Associated Press, Angelina Jolie's doctor confirmed
the superstar gave birth to a boy and a girl, ending a day of
conflicting reports.

While a French newspaper and In Touch Weekly reported Saturday that
Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins at a French hospital in Nice, the
entertainment program "Extra" was quick to say just the opposite.

"It is wrong information," Nadine Bauer, a spokeswoman for the
hospital, told "Extra."

And just to add to the confusion, the celebrity Web site Stargina.com
reported that the babies had been born - and given the names Knox Leon
and Vivienne Marcheline.

The proof? Jolie's lawyers apparently snapped up the Internet domain
names KnoxLeon.com and VivienneMarcheline.com.

In Touch Weekly and Usmagazine.com reported that Jolie gave birth
yesterday to two baby girls. Us later retracted its report.

But the Nice-Matin newspaper in France wrote that Jolie delivered a
boy and a girl, while providing the babies' names and weight and even
quoting the gynecologist.

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were born via Caesarean section
shortly before 8 p.m. (French time), the paper said, quoting Dr.
Michel Sussmann.

The much-ballyhooed twins were born in good health with Jolie's beau,
Brad Pitt, in the delivery room, a source told In Touch.

The twins' birth would bring Jolie and Pitt's growing brood now stands
at six. The celebrity couple has three adopted children, Maddox, 6;
Pax, 4;, and Zahara, 3, as well as a biological daughter, 23-month-old
Shiloh.

rsch...@nydailynews.com

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Doctor: Angelina Jolie has twins
1 hour ago

PARIS (AP) — Angelina Jolie's doctor says the actress has given birth
to a girl and a boy.

Dr. Michel Sussmann told The Associated Press that Jolie, the babies
and Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt, "are doing marvelously well."

Sussmann confirmed a report in the local Nice Matin newspaper that
Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline,
by Cesarian section on Saturday night.

He told the AP on Sunday morning that the boy weighed 5.03 pounds and
the girl 5 pounds

On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 01:53:46 -0700 (PDT), DJ <...@gmail.com

On Jul 13, 3:18 am, Taylor <...@gmail.com
I've changed my mind; they're not raising a baseball team or a
pharmaceutical company....they're building an army of borg-like
creatures to take over the world!

--
DJ
Six kids....thats a hell of a lot of laundry...oy vey.

On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:45:03 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

On Jul 13, 4:53 am, DJ <...@gmail.com
Plus, while still pregnant, they're planning on adopting a child from
China. Knowing them, they'll probably snag the incredibly rare boy
orphan because of "chance" or "fate". ;-)


On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:27:30 -0700 (PDT), jelato <...@gmail.com

On Jul 13, 7:45 am, Taylor <...@gmail.com
My cousin adopted 2 chinese girl babies. When they went for the
second girl - there was a boy there with a slight cleft palate. He
wasn't perfect, he wasn't wanted. They got the girl and the boy.
However boy baby had been spoiled rotten!

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:06:47 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

On Jul 11, 5:01 am, Taylor <...@gmail.com
lol Okay. Now for some REAL news (though I encourage all to jump on
this thread w/ their replies when the "joyous" event occurs; and
Jennifer Aniston's cobwebbed womb dries up and closes shut as she
weeps):

Jolie And Pitt To Adopt An Orphan From China?
Actress Angelina Jolie is considering adopting another child, less
than two weeks after checking into a hospital to prepare for the birth
of her twins, according to reports.

Heavily pregnant Jolie checked herself into a hospital in Nice,
France, on June 29, where she will remain until the babies are born.

The expected additions will be the fifth and sixth children for the
Jolie and partner Brad Pitt, who are allegedly on a mission to add a
seventh member to their family.

According to reports, the pair was so moved by the plights of children
orphaned by a devastating earthquake in China in May, that they want
to adopt a child from the region.

A source tells the National Enquirer, "Even as the birth of their
twins impended, Angie and Brad were already talking adoption again.
She's devastated over the earthquake that occurred in China, she has
been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her U.N.

involvement, and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned kids.
"She's made overtures to offer a home to one, or even two China
earthquake orphans, if they're siblings."

Jolie and Pitt are parents to Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 2, and
Shiloh, 2.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=28058

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OH, NOOOOOO! She doesn't have a Mia Farrow syndrome (((at all))). Of
course not! But at least Mia Farrow actually LOVED her adopted kids.

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:44:38 -0500, "Alric Knebel" <...@cableone.net

"Taylor" <...@gmail.com
I've always thought you were a shitbag. Always. From my first visit in
this newsgroup, that's how I saw you, with your obsession with these
celebrities, your delight in their decline or misfortune or their failure in
some venture, as if they'd done something to you. I'm not particularly
taken by celebrity in and of itself, but some of them have given me hours of
entertainment, and for their talent, I'm very grateful. But YOU -- so
resentful of your betters. And you perform without the least bit of
embarrassment, like a stupid monkey throwing shit at passersby, unaware how
ridiculous he looks.
--

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Alric Knebel
http://www.ironeyefortress.com/C-SPAN_loon.html
http://www.ironeyefortress.com


On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:27:44 -0700 (PDT), crystal <...@yahoo.com

On Jul 11, 10:44 am, "Alric Knebel" <...@cableone.net
Alric,

What can you expect from someone who worships at the ugly, deformed,
and smelly feet of Pigez Hilton?


Crystal

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:58:32 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

On Jul 11, 10:44 am, "Alric Knebel" <...@cableone.net
Like I liked you. And what I say is better than this:

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/d5eb83d521ad875 e?hl=en#


On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:04:10 -0500, "Alric Knebel" <...@cableone.net

"Taylor" <...@x35g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
On Jul 11, 10:44 am, "Alric Knebel" <...@cableone.net
Like I liked you. And what I say is better than this:

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.tv/browse_thread/thread/d5eb83d521ad875 e?hl=en#

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Clue me in, you stupid dick: what is it that I'm supposed to get out of that
article?
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______________________________________________
Alric Knebel
http://www.ironeyefortress.com/C-SPAN_loon.html
http://www.ironeyefortress.com


On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:01:30 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

On Jul 12, 6:04 pm, "Alric Knebel" <...@cableone.net
I never said that. I never smear Obama and inflict the fear card by
using his middle name (ooh, he has a big, bad scary Middle Eastern
name; he *must* be bad!). But thank for playing just the same,
sporto. ;-)


On Sun, 13 Jul 2008 09:54:46 -0400, Thanatos <...@mac.com

In article
<...@a70g2000hsh.googlegroups.com Taylor <...@gmail.com

So when it comes to Obama you suddenly have some kind of twisted honor,
but with everyone else you're just an utter shitstain, huh?

On Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:39:21 -0400, Thanatos <...@mac.com

In article
<...@f63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com Taylor <...@gmail.com

It never ceases to amaze me how hateful you can be to people you don't
know and who have never done anything to you.

You are one highly-damaged individual.

On 11 Jul 2008 23:42:38 GMT, "It's the Principle!" <...@kittylitternewsguy.com

Thanatos <...@mac.com

The ignorant Taylor again appears. Most twins are delivered c-section
these days. It's very high risk. Much like Taylor was, but his mother
delivered naturally and let him get brain damage anyway. Stretch out
her woohoo for an imbecile.

--
Brandy Alexandre

Inspiring. Isn't it? A government of the people for the people... and
answerable to the people. At least that's the idea... -- Tom Zarek

Anonymous Wrote:

On Jul 11, 7:42 pm, "It's the Principle!"

I read this group every day, or almost every day. The thing that
sticks out about this poster, as opposed to others, is that he/she is
so chronically angry. That's the part I don't get.

I can see resenting celebrities'--all celebrities' (movie stars,
royalty, the very rich here in America) ease of life, when life is so
hard for zillions of people. I can even see hating particular
celebrities who show no conscience at all in their extravagances.
What I don't understand, and what's upsetting to even see, however, is
the Usenet used to abuse group readers/members. There's no question
that this festering anger isn't directed at celebrities at all (who
don't give a damn about alt.gossip.celebrities). It's directed at us
poor schmucks who read the group.

On the other hand, I have been on groups where chronic venom comes out
in less immediately noticeable ways. Usenet is such a good pulse for
the world in general; and it is filled with motiveless malignance.

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:27:37 GMT, trotsky <...@email.com

Are you talking about "Brandy" or "Taylor"?

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 13:45:46 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <...@gmail.com

On Jul 11, 7:42 pm, "It's the Principle!"
<...@kittylitternewsguy.com
Don't be an idiot. Oh, wait. Look who I'm talking to. Could you prove
facts that most twins are born via c-section please, Little Mz
Bitch? :-)


On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:25:31 -0700, Anim8rFSK <...@cox.net

In article <...@64.209.0.91 "It's the Principle!" <...@kittylitternewsguy.com

So twice as many mothers of twins are lazy? Man, that's harsh.

--
Star Trek 09:

No Shat, No Show.

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:39:51 -0500, Mark Nobles <...@comcast.net

Anim8rFSK <...@cox.net

Nah, it's the same number of mothers, just twice as many kids.

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:40:31 -0700, Anim8rFSK <...@cox.net

In article <...@comcast.net Mark Nobles <...@comcast.net

Good point. If you do the same amount of total work, you only do half
as much work for kid. Therefore, lazy. Half to do twice as much to
break even.

--
Star Trek 09:

No Shat, No Show.

On Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:25:26 -0700, Anim8rFSK <...@cox.net

In article <...@64.209.0.90 "It's the Principle!" <...@kittylitternewsguy.com

:)

How's the lizard?

One of Mom's home health nurses walked out the front door yesterday and
stopped dead in her tracks and said "that's a BIIIIG lizard"

I thought of you

:)

--
Star Trek 09:

No Shat, No Show.