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xkcd • View topic - King of the hill.
I got this one from a different forum (Destiny Works) and this one's kind of dead on there, but I know "xkcd can do better".
Basically, there's a hill.
I am on top of it.
Come up with a convolued scheme to get me off so you can be the king (even if you are a queen) of the hill.
It works like this:
I am king of the hill!
I push you off the hill.
I get a flamethrower and singe you and stomp on your ashes on the hill.
I kick you in the shin.
You get the idea.
Well, I'll start.
I'm king of the hill!
-victory dance-. If you're reading this you might die a death of doomness.
Have a nice day!
My internets:
Spoiler:
Mah YouTubes:
Spoiler:
This is mah Video Blawg.
Enjoy it!
Bob will be dead.
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Quote: : ...come up with a convoluted scheme to get me off ...
Quote: : Of course, I actually solved *two* puzzles with cocks.
One time a cock made the sun come out, and another time it summoned up a windstorm.
eRepublik
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Quote: : Quote: : ...come up with a convoluted scheme to get me off ...
I guess I kill you with boring math logic then...
Dorothy Quote: : Tell him I've been too f***ing busy, or vice versa
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There is no place for logic in /FG/ so you fail, and i am king.
Quote: : We should assemble a committee in some dogdy pub Quote: : Maybe a fool that neglects the lilies of FG.
My Facerity
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Quote: : There is no place for logic in /FG/ so you fail, and i am king.
I hire raptors to kill you Dorothy Quote: : Tell him I've been too f***ing busy, or vice versa
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I distract you with the comparison of this thread to a "last post" thread.
Then I climb up and start you rolling down.
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I parajump out of a plane, and then teleport the hill out from under you to my landing zone.
Or something to that effect.
Hell, I don't know.
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My quantum teleporter destroys your information and I climb to the top of the hill Dorothy Quote: : Tell him I've been too f***ing busy, or vice versa
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Your mom. Therfore, you die.
I climb up the hill.
Or something to that effect.
Hell, I don't know.
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I hire the janitor, from Scrubs, to make your life miserable.
Thus you leave the hill and I take it over Dorothy Quote: : Tell him I've been too f***ing busy, or vice versa
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I set the hill on fire.
Or something to that effect.
Hell, I don't know.
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The hill has no grass...Your plan fails and I remain king Dorothy Quote: : Tell him I've been too f***ing busy, or vice versa
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I stop being a wuss and give the janitor the beating he deserves.
I do the same for anyone who tries to take the hill from me.
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The janitor has janitor friends, and people who fear him, as soon as you attack him they all kill you...
I take the hill Dorothy Quote: : Tell him I've been too f***ing busy, or vice versa
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