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The Chronicles of George :: View topic - where am i? who am I? why am i here?
Actual call:
hd: "Thanks for calling.
This is pfy. how can I help you?"
luser: "i cant find my file.
I need it for a meeting in five minutes."
hd: *sigh* Ok, sir.
What kind of file are we talking about?"
luser: "word, i think.
Maybe excel. I dunno.
One or the other.
Theyre so similar."
hd: *sigh* do you remember what you may have named it?
luser: "if i remembered that, would i be calling you?
Can you hurry up, please?"
hd:
hd: "According to the user id and network logon you gave me, you only have access to one shared folder.
I will check that folder to see if there are any recent additions authored by you.
Do you remember about what time you last saw it?
luser: "yeah, two weeks ago."
hd:
luser: "listen, i really have to go take a dump.
I'm going to set the phone down while you're looking.
I'll come back in a little bit to see how you're doing."
hd:
jb:
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The HD tech should just hang up the phone.
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But it was his but *sputter*
Did he REALLY say that we was gonna pinch a loaf while pfy looked for the file??!
If I were HD, I would have deleted the damn file, and told him it's gone because he used the wrong type of toilet paper....
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Give the luser some credit, at least he wasn't in the process of pinching said loaf when he made the call.
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Nick Quote: : Give the luser some credit, at least he wasn't in the process of pinching said loaf when he made the call.
Nein.
Luser like that deserves no credit.
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Nick Quote: : Give the luser some credit, at least he wasn't in the process of pinching said loaf when he made the call.
sez who?
PFC RAY J.
HUTCHINSON USA INFANTRY
2/502 KIA 7 DEC 2003 IRAQ
He did his duty.
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Inconceivable!
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
- Leo Rosten
Why should the printerer be any more stable and reliable than you, $luser?
Lead by example, you'll stun us all.
- Toaster Fairy
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Quote: : Inconceivable!
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Nice work Force 10.
I was hoping noone had used that one yet.
If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils!
I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!
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Force Quote: : Quote: : Inconceivable!
You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anybody want a peanut?
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So, he had a meeting in 5 minutes, but he took a time-out for a bathroom break?
Guess that meeting wasn't that important.
"I don't know if you noticed it, but I'm an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work."
"Oh, I forgot my hat is deadly."
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Quote: : So, he had a meeting in 5 minutes, but he took a time-out for a bathroom break?
Guess that meeting wasn't that important.
No, the meeting was in the bathroom.
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See!?! The Cliffs of Insanity!!!
If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
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And who's to say the act wasn't being done via wifi?
We do live in an age where people are lazy enough to do just that, you know.
Truly sad.
PFC RAY J.
HUTCHINSON USA INFANTRY
2/502 KIA 7 DEC 2003 IRAQ
He did his duty.
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We'll never survive!
...nonsense you are just saying that because no one ever has!
You finally made it, Congratulations.
Yet, despite your violent behavior all you have managed to break, is my heart.
Why don't we just leave it at that and call it a day?
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