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Woman marries rollercoaster - TheMayhem Network Forums
I kid you not! link
We are living in bizzaro times, folks.
Woman getting married to fairground ride
By Sasjkia Otto
Published: 7:00AM BST 05 Aug 2009
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports.
I love him as much as women love their husbands and know well be together forever, she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
I wasnt freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didnt tell anyone about it because I knew it wasnt normal to have feelings for a fairground ride.
Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love.
She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.
She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive.
Im not hurting anyone and I cant help it," she said.
"Its a part of who I am.
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She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
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Litteraly Laugh Out Fucking Loud
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Quote: : thats a women?
Exactly what i thought.
Maybe "She" Can't get a Man
i would be ashamed to be "Her" Parents.
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Quote: : thats a women?
That's what I was just about to say...lol.
It's a sad world we live in, isn't it?
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It's going to be a sad day when she finds out that the roller coaster had an affair with the merry go round.
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Sad news, the Roller coaster just filed for an annulment when it realized that it's a FUCKING ROLLER COASTER!
Also this reminds me of the time Pee-Wee Herman married a bowl of fruit salad.
BORKED
1:58 in
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When god gives you lemons, you make lemonade...
When he gives you a rollercoaster, you marry it.
What a stupid fucking fat ugly beast of a woman.
Waste of space.
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Quote: : “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
LMFAO
imagine the kids
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I really do hate the world we live in
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Only thing im wondering is
what if the ride is a girl does that make her a lesbian cause if so she might not be able to marry the ride which would suck major balls
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You guys are being really mean to this girl.
None of you are getting invitations to the wonderful union that will be formed next weekend between me and my ashtray.
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Man...you'd think this woman would turn to lesbianism after the man department failed before turning to objects....
Can she even put that lap bar all the way down?
If not, it could be a very violent relationship with that throwing her around and all....
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