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Kickball365 Forum • View topic - Hook-ups, Hoes, and Herpes
So, now that I'm off the market and no longer able to partake in the splendors of single life, I am forced to live vicariously through the penises of my single guy friends.
Let's hear some Vegas stories that were supposed to stay in Vegas, but didn't stay in Vegas.
Who hooked up with a random?
Who hooked up with another kickballer (points for calling them out by name and team...haha)?
Who came home with a rash that you can't explain?
"My opinions and statements are my opinions and statements and should not be construed as the opinions and statements of MiR..."
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Stefan had his way with all the 8 - 9.5's that POW wouldn't even give a second look to.
*sent from my Dell desktop computer
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Ok, I'll start:
Friday night before the tournament Rebecca and I are awoken to the sound of giggling and talking.
We can make out the voices of two of the guys on our team, and recognize three different female voices--one of which sounded like a 40+ y/o hooker that had gargled cock for a couple too many decades.
So the old lady "hooker" comes into our room and screams, "Oh my God, there's a girl in there!
We're not that kind of girls!" To which one of my teammates responds, "What kind of girls are you?" The girls leave the room and stand outside talking loudly amongst.
My two teammates come back into the room to wake Ed (GldGlv) up by whispering, "Ed, we brought a girl up for you." To which he responded, "What kind of girl?" One of our teammates said, "The kind of girl that would come up to your hotel room in the middle of the night without ever seeing you.
Come hang out with us."
Ed replied, "I'm tired" and rolled over to go back to sleep.
At 4:30am one of our teammates came back to the room, while the other was out until 6:30am with the 40 y/o.
"My opinions and statements are my opinions and statements and should not be construed as the opinions and statements of MiR..."
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Oh masood! is that why he cant play waar tomorrow?
Doctors appt?
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Quote: : oh masood!
Is that why he cant play waar tomorrow?
Doctors appt?
Ha...way to call him out.
I left names out of the incriminated suspects.
"My opinions and statements are my opinions and statements and should not be construed as the opinions and statements of MiR..."
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Umm that was easy to spot.
Eric as his side kick.
I could throw a drunk robbie into that mix!
Haha if you were single you would be right with them....and the 40 y/o
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Trey Made it Quote: : Quote: : oh masood!
Is that why he cant play waar tomorrow?
Doctors appt?
Ha...way to call him out.
I left names out of the incriminated suspects.
vegas!
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I like how only trey responded to his own thread with a story.
and it is very funny.
ahh vegas.
just wait until florida!!!!
C'mon. can't we just break stuff?
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That's funny....what did I do to you to get incorporated (by name) into this totally fabrication!!!!
I gambled and drank with Erik and Massood all Friday until we all said shit....we have a tournament tommorow...let's get a few hours sleep so we don't suck.
Guess we should have stayed out
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I can't share the details of the only story I have...sorry.
It is verrrryyy funny though.
Let's just say it involves whispered (really bad) pillow talk that includes things like the following : A:"i love you" B: "what did you just say!?" A: "why, what did you think I just said?" B: silence There was actually even worse stuff than that.
It was all I could do to pretend to be asleep and not laugh my ass off.
"Dad, you have a kickball problem"
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Quote: : I can't share the details of the only story I have...sorry.
It is verrrryyy funny though.
Let's just say it involves whispered (really bad) pillow talk that includes things like the following : A:"i love you" B: "what did you just say!?" A: "why, what did you think I just said?" B: silence There was actually even worse stuff than that.
It was all I could do to pretend to be asleep and not laugh my ass off.
aww me c'mon.
Can't we just break stuff?
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The Quote: : i like how only trey responded to his own thread with a story.
and it is very funny.
ahh vegas.
just wait until florida!!!!
Can we make the hot tub bigger?
"TIME!!! Have you been chased today?"
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Quote: : That's funny....what did I do to you to get incorporated (by name) into this totally fabrication!!!!
I gambled and drank with Erik and Massood all Friday until we all said shit....we have a tournament tommorow...let's get a few hours sleep so we don't suck.
Guess we should have stayed out
Well, you didn't bang a "hooker" so I thought adding your name would be ok.
"My opinions and statements are my opinions and statements and should not be construed as the opinions and statements of MiR..."
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Quote: : The Quote: : i like how only trey responded to his own thread with a story.
and it is very funny.
ahh vegas.
just wait until florida!!!!
Can we make the hot tub bigger?
yeah i'm wondering if it's the same hotel.
that's cool and all- but a bigger hot tub would be dope.
i look forward to more quality time with you ashley!
C'mon. can't we just break stuff?
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The Quote: : Quote: : The Quote: : i like how only trey responded to his own thread with a story.
and it is very funny.
ahh vegas.
just wait until florida!!!!
Can we make the hot tub bigger?
yeah i'm wondering if it's the same hotel.
that's cool and all- but a bigger hot tub would be dope.
i look forward to more quality time with you ashley!
Awww, NY Star l ve.
When I say RAM, you say...
Bad Decision Bears - MAKE BAD DECISIONS!!
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Best I got was a quick grab from the chick cop who frisked me
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Quote: : Best I got was a quick grab from the chick cop who frisked me
I'm telling Zak, that Bee was yours!!!
Think of the Hype cup points you could have scored.
"Dad, you have a kickball problem"
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So aside from MiR and BCB, nobody has any cool stories from Vegas?
I thought you FL people were supposed to be crazy and fun.
NYC...nothing? DC...well all of you are too old and married to have fun.
"My opinions and statements are my opinions and statements and should not be construed as the opinions and statements of MiR..."
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The Quote: : Quote: : The Quote: : i like how only trey responded to his own thread with a story.
and it is very funny.
ahh vegas.
just wait until florida!!!!
Can we make the hot tub bigger?
yeah i'm wondering if it's the same hotel.
that's cool and all- but a bigger hot tub would be dope.
i look forward to more quality time with you ashley!
"TIME!!!
Have you been chased today?"
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Trey Made it Quote: : DC...well all of you are too old and married to have fun.
I heard from some people that last Sat night after the Founder's Cup, Jellydogg hooked up with a six pack of sprite.
True Story. Good?
Bad? I'm the guy with the bat.
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I do loves me some championship Sprite *sent from my Dell desktop computer
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I heard Jellydogg passed out.
Perhaps the Sprite had it's way with him.
"I'm your huckleberry"
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An unnamed FL player (named in another thread) brought home a girl from the tournament Saturday and they were far from discrete about the hook up.
Several friends were in the common room listening and giggling.
At one point snores were heard while the girl was still moaning.
2 friends of mine who are also a couple had a connecting room with 2 complete strangers (girls) who ended up being awesome!
The strangers ended up partying with us 2 of the nights.
One of the new friends just turned 21 and was openly Bi (and very cute).
She propositioned the couple to get a 2nd guy and make a porn, a 2nd guy was found...
I took part in several group bathes in multiple suites that involved 3+ people.
I wanted to sleep with Trey & Rebecca Sunday night.
I've heard rumors of a phenomenal hook up that went down both Thursday & another night, anyone care to tell it?
Http://www.gowava.com - <-- go WAVA or go home!
"I think Ad-Rock can pretty much do (& get away with) anything he wants." - Angel
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Ad-Rock, the master bath in our new house has a tub for three.
When you come to live with us, we'll make all your fantasies come true!
"My opinions and statements are my opinions and statements and should not be construed as the opinions and statements of MiR..."
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Trey Made it Quote: : Ad-Rock, the master bath in our new house has a tub for three.
When you come to live with us, we'll make all your fantasies come true!
This is gonna be an incredible house...
Http://www.gowava.com - <-- go WAVA or go home!
"I think Ad-Rock can pretty much do (& get away with) anything he wants." - Angel
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Quote: : An unnamed FL player (named in another thread) brought home a girl from the tournament Saturday and they were far from discrete about the hook up.
Several friends were in the common room listening and giggling.
At one point snores were heard while the girl was still moaning.
2 friends of mine who are also a couple had a connecting room with 2 complete strangers (girls) who ended up being awesome!
The strangers ended up partying with us 2 of the nights.
One of the new friends just turned 21 and was openly Bi (and very cute).
She propositioned the couple to get a 2nd guy and make a porn, a 2nd guy was found...
I took part in several group bathes in multiple suites that involved 3+ people.
I wanted to sleep with Trey & Rebecca Sunday night.
I've heard rumors of a phenomenal hook up that went down both Thursday & another night, anyone care to tell it?
The snorer was not a participant in the said hook-up but was an observer and reporter during the hook-up's finale.
I wanted to sleep with Jess and Jimmy on Saturday night - no dice.
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The new slogan for Vegas should be "What happens in Vegas gets posted on 365"...
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Quote: : An unnamed FL player (named in another thread) brought home a girl from the tournament Saturday and they were far from discrete about the hook up...
I was introduced to this young woman, and saw them standing waiting for the bus after the finals.
I saw her again early Sunday morning leaving the hotel.
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Quote: : Quote: : An unnamed FL player (named in another thread) brought home a girl from the tournament Saturday and they were far from discrete about the hook up.
Several friends were in the common room listening and giggling.
At one point snores were heard while the girl was still moaning.
2 friends of mine who are also a couple had a connecting room with 2 complete strangers (girls) who ended up being awesome!
The strangers ended up partying with us 2 of the nights.
One of the new friends just turned 21 and was openly Bi (and very cute).
She propositioned the couple to get a 2nd guy and make a porn, a 2nd guy was found...
I took part in several group bathes in multiple suites that involved 3+ people.
I wanted to sleep with Trey & Rebecca Sunday night.
I've heard rumors of a phenomenal hook up that went down both Thursday & another night, anyone care to tell it?
The snorer was not a participant in the said hook-up but was an observer and reporter during the hook-up's finale.
I wanted to sleep with Jess and Jimmy on Saturday night - no dice.
Mom and Dad let me sleep with them, haha!
WIFG
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The Quiet Quote: : Mom and Dad let me sleep with them, haha!
Their bed is always open, you think I sleep in the guest bed when I stay over?
Fast just got faster!
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