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Spamusement Forums • View topic - innocent 18yr teen in highheels nailed hard by a large shaft
Innocent 18yr teen in high heels nailed hard by a large shaft
This line was the cream of sum yun gai's proverbial crop.
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Quote: : Pon !!! So...
She ran into the pole?
Dusk Quote: : Quote: : Right, because you guy's don't have enough dessert.
How long has that drought been going on now, 10 years?
I had piece of cake just last week.
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Maybe she died, so it's flying at half-mast?
On a related note, it's good to see Vermont and Kentucky not getting shafted on the stripe front.
So, will Puerto Rico become our 80th state?
My wiki page
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Quote: : Maybe she died, so it's flying at half-mast?
On a related note, it's good to see Vermont and Kentucky not getting shafted on the stripe front.
So, will Puerto Rico become our 80th state?
It's a little-known fact that Betsy Ross was a noncoastal land hater.
Dusk Quote: : Quote: : Right, because you guy's don't have enough dessert.
How long has that drought been going on now, 10 years?
I had piece of cake just last week.
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The 80 states:
[current 50 states here]
...
51.
Newfoundland and Labrador
52.
Nova Scotia
53. New Brunswick*
54.
Quebec
55. Ontario
56.
Manitoba
57. Saskawhatever
58.
Alberta
59. No-longer-British Columbia
60.
Northwest Territories, except it's not a territory anymore
61.
Nunavut
62. Yukon
63.
Mikon
64. That bit of Cuba around Guantanamo Bay
65.
Chewing Guam
66. Bubble Guam
67.
U.S. Virgin Islands
68.
No-longer-British-either Virgin Islands
69.
Sexually Experienced Islands
70.
Samoa
71. The Philippines
72.
The uninhabitable glass fields where Iran used to be
73.
West Carolina
74.
Up Carolina
75. Part of California that broke off in an earthquake
76.
Texas (made a state twice by Republicans)
77.
This state intentionally left blank
78.
Costa Rica (got it confused with Puerto Rico)
79.
Portugal (same thing)
80.
Okay, this time it's Puerto Rico
*Note: No Prince Edward Island.
Nobody cares about them anyway.
"If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying."
- Ichiro Suzuki
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Sounds like America's got some invading to do!
That...or asking politely.
Do that and you'd get at least half of those places to annex themselves with America.
According to the swear filter, Quote: : Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"
Quote: : Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.
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The flag is half mast.
Either:
- The event described in the spam line was a national tragedy.
- An innocent 18yr teen in highheels was nailed by the implications of a flag at half mast.
* chirp * chirp *
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This spamusement doesn't make one bit of sense.
>.< according to the swear filter, Quote: : Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"
Quote: : Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.
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Quote: : This spamusement doesn't make one bit of sense.
>.<
A flag-pole is a large shaft, and it is nailing her.
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I understand this comic just fine, and it made me giggle (well, as close to giggling as I get when Ponder isn't around).
...I'll still stab you.
Quote: : Lovely sweet-tasting carnage.
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I thought it was hilarious.
"Not every moment can be awesome."
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