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Are you a guy who wants to have sex with a woman? Here are 8 reasons (other than love or lust) why a woman might want to have sex with you. : sex

If women have sex with me for the "unconventional" reasons listed here, they better fucking lie and say that it's because I'm so interesting/funny/sexy and not as payment for taking them out or whatever.

If you want to pay for part of the date, do it with money, then you're free to fuck me or not.

And if not, that's cool too, I'll either jerk off at home or make a booty call.

Prostitution may be the oldest profession, but sex is the oldest currency.

Reminds me of an article a little while ago about monkeys being observed trading fruit for sex.

Straight up.

Women are whores.

Definition of whore: they'll have sex with anyone but me.

You hit the nail on the head.

If for some twisted reason a guy has an entitlement complex (I deserve it more than the other guys!

It's not my fault I'm not loved!

I have "them" to blame for my life!) then any sexual activity from women that isn't with them is seen as...adulterous?

Cheating? A betrayal of...?

Or, as Onelouder put it...

What's wrong with love or lust?

Nothing. the writer is just listing the other reasons that aren't about sexual desire.

The "mercy fuck," for instance.

Never done that one, but i've heard about it.

Just put off by the way the title was phrased, as if these other reasons were something to strive for.

Why does sex advice always seem to come from women who look like the main Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark?

And why does this advice always seem to make me lose faith in humanity...

I have the same reaction. It'd be nice to run across an article on sex that treated it as something other than a sport, a currency, or a violation.

What about the semi-sacredness of two people coming together to explore the profound significance of communicative touch? I'm not a prude, but I find the prevalent attitude towards sex in our society to be a real turnoff.

You are sooo uncool.

But i have the same reaction.

So i'm uncool too.

Let's be friends!

Deal.

This is a truly TERRIBLE article.

I figured most women were above using sex as currency or a tool.

I pay for my dinner on first dates so I don't feel like I have to put out.

Sex should be had because it's fun or because you want to express how much you care for a person, not as a bargaining tool.

This is a truly TERRIBLE article. It's a realistic article, based on answers from 1000 women.

You are a TERRIBLE person because you think denying the truth will get you anywhere. I know all about your type.

You make suggestive motions towards your wallet, but you never, ever have any genuine intention of paying your way.

If the guy should take you up on your offer to pay, there is never a second date, let alone sex.

You are a fucking hypocritical cunt.

I think it comes in part from how quickly people fall into bed together.

I am never comfortable physically around a woman until I get to know her, and sex comes naturally out of a broader relationship.

Many friends I know feel fine sleeping with someone on the first date, and I think that these lists reflect the chance of 'scoring' on a date.

Here are 8 real reasons a woman might have sex with you: You're rich.

You're powerful. You're married.

You're an alpha male.

You're an asshole.

You're famous. You treat her like shit.

You remind her of her father.

What happens if you're all 8?

Then a woman might have sex with you.

Who's downvoting him?

Yes he's being cynical, but he's also pretty close to the truth.

Hypocritical fucking cunts.

You must be one bitter guy.

I could just as easily list 8 shallow reasons why you want to have sex with a woman: 1.- Her tits are big 2.- You want to brag about it to your friends 3.- Haven't masturbated all week 4.- Bored 5.- Her tits are REALLY big. ... you get the idea.

Women can be bitches, men can be pricks.

Get over it.

Your list is realistic.

And most men won't deny any of it.

But women deny theirs. Here's the thing.

Men are shallow and at peace with that.

Women are both shallow and hypocritical.

So women are the inferior sex.

I've never had sex with a man for any of these reasons.

Thank goodness. And #8 is just, wtf, GROSS, dude.

It's probably the most potent motivator in that list.

Mainly because it's subconscious.

But not everyone has a dad growing up...

Then you take advantage of her dad issues.

Fear of abandonment, lack of self-esteem, what have you.

You can't lose with #8.

Seems pretty malicious to me.

Sadface

No more malicious than women taking advantage of men's sexual proclivities -- dressing up and putting on makeup in a way that simultaneously suggests and elicits sexual arousal, and then using said arousal to curry favors from said men.

These generalizations amaze me.

(I didn't downvote you, btw.)

The truth amazes you?

And that's why my wife calls me daddy.

So... Men have sex because they like having and sex and women... Doesn't this explain prostitution?

It's a supply and demand issue.

To make him feel less lowly-worm-like, Does she think we're all as attached to our egos as she is? I'll suggest having sex to make the score equal, as it were. This has to be the cheapest thing I've ever heard.




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