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If men enjoy sex so much, why do women make all the noise? : AskReddit

Oh, I don't know...

I've managed to elicit some pretty impressive verbal ejaculate from a male partner or two.

When you elicited it, was he on top?

Or were you?

I was. Mostly.

Did you moan while on top?

My theory is that moaning is harder while on top.

You should try and test that sometime.

I have. So far it's true.

But only with 1 partner, so hard to say...

I think it's easier for the partner NOT doing all the moving to verbalize their pleasure, personally.

The more active individual is using their breath for breathing!

:)

Women arch their backs when the guy is on top, but not when they are.

It's a mystery!

Not true, actually.

It's just harder to tell because there's nothing behind them.

A good clue, however, is when they throw their heads back or run their own hands along their sides.

I'll look out for it!

SS or it didnt happen!

Nazi or it didn't happen?

WTF?

“Ejacalit”

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Because men are generally in control during sex.

Right, it's about communication.

Noise is away of saying "okay this fucking rocks do not stop", "this is okay", "I'm bored, let's do something else", etc.

In a way that does not break the mood.

I have personally tested this theory and have noted that men make more noise when they are on the bottom.

I love you

Ah shucks SatansCock, you love everybody ! edit: P.S.

I <3 you too!

Boner-killer.

From my experience receiving blowjobs I can attest to the truthiness of this statement.

Because they want attention and are being drama queens.

Because it isn't "manly" to moan.

Unless we are moaning our own name.

ZURTRI! ZURTRI! OH OH OH

AWWW yeah!

We are too busy looking at their hot bodies.

Generally speaking, I think men tend not to show their 'vulnerable' emotions such as pleasure and pain to the extent that most women do.

I bet its caused by being told to suck it up and act like a man while growing up must have something to do with it.

When showing emotions such as crying, boys are treated differently than girls.

Especially by other males.

Girls and women are usually consoled when showing emotion by both males and females.

I've never thought about it, but I believe you're right.

Plus, a lot of men see sex as yet another realm of competition, so it isn't something they are just trying to enjoy but rather are trying to see how long they can last or how 'good' they can be.

Uh, I certainly don't see sex as a competition, nor can I think of many other guyfriends I have that view it that way. There is a pressure to perform sometimes, though.

But this is from wanting to make my partner as happy as possible.

There is a pressure to perform sometimes, though.

But this is from wanting to make my partner as happy as possible. See, I think this is the same as sexual competition.

When I have sex with a new girl I always find myself thinking in the back of my mind that I need to do well so she'll remember me and want to stay with me, instead of going on to the next guy.

Obvious? Because men LIKE when they make noise...

I'm not sure manly groaning and grunting is as attractive...

I am.

Within reason. I've had girlfriends that made so much noise that it was a complete turnoff, my neighbors thought it was funny.

I had a neighbor downstairs from my apartment that absolutely hated my girlfriend and me.

We worked night shifts so we'd be up around 2 or 3 in the morning, and the lady downstairs would constantly bang on the wall when my gf got into it.

It got to the point where she typed out "anonymous" letters (how can you be anonymous when I know it's you!) threatening to report us to the landlady and trying to guilt us with the old "we have to get up early" even though during the day when I'm sleeping it's a free-for-all down there.

I really wish I had kept the letters, because by the time I moved out I had received about 5 or 6.

They're pretty funny.

Actually, sounds like your neighbor might have had a point.

Sheesh!

It wasn't that bad really.

We would do our best to keep quiet but sometimes she'd just lose control.

It got so where the slightest peep out of her would result in the lady downstairs banging on her wall.

We tried, but in the end it was so petty of her to overreact at the smallest sound that we eventually didn't care.

Translation: God damn I'm good at sex!

That story explains a lot about your name.

The idea that women are noisy in bed exclusively for the benefit of men makes me lol.

Looking at the comments, that is true for at least a few women.

Cause we have to concentrate.

Not to mention that we have to look at whatever we're fucking. You chicks have it so easy... edit: pronouns n shit.

We're too busy crying.

Wait, fuck.

Wait, then fuck?

I'm usually too busy trying to remember what she said her name was to make a lot of noise.

Sometimes I might grunt "almost there" if her name is on the tip of my tongue.

When I remember the name, I'll usually shout out "oh yeah, that's it!"

When you grunt "almost there", and the girl replies "stay on target!", you must marry that girl.

Because my mouth is usually otherwise occupied.

Eponysterical

Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

I had to look up 'eponysterical' to understand your and Tetragrammaton's comments.

Then it all made sense: Equilibrium is an awesome movie.

It is? It is.

I've always assumed that the auditory sexual sounds that women make when someone else is present is not duplicated when they are alone with the battery powered appliance.

If this is true then it likely means there is just a little bit of acting going on.

Acting, or, y'know, communication .

In Gondorff's case, acting.

YOU! SHALL NOT CUM!

My shower head receives just as many moans as my husband.

No acting here. I've tried to suppress it when someone is in the other room, and I always slip up.

That's mostly when my husband gets all excited and stabs me in the cervix.

His cock is a little too long for how shallow my pussy is.

Without the last sentence this is a very strange comment. But hey you mentioned someone else their for a second, good for you.

Are you sure you don't have a cervical cyst?

My cervix is more sensitive when I have a cyst, regardless of size. EDIT: I meant regardless of the size of the penis in question.

If there's no one around, I'm just as loud alone as with someone else.

Speaking for me and me alone, I think I'm even more vocal when I'm jilling-off with my battery operated friend.

Especially when I get close to the grand finale.

I had a roommate once that would rub one out nightly.

She would always moan.

Do women make noise because they want to, or does it just happen?

I have had some women make noise and others not, and not all the time.

I always assumed it was for show?

It just kinda happens, just like if you get punched in the arm, youre going to go "ow", or if youre tired, youre going to yawn. If you get penetrated in the vagina, youre going to go "uuh, mmm, yeah".

It just feels good. I dont think its for show, because I make noises while Im masturbating alone, especially after I have an orgasm.

Wait, women masturbate?

(/s)

Mosty because I tend to fall asleep easier after an orgasm.

Also, vibrators are awesome.

Watching you masturbate helps me get to sleep easier.

Btw could you please adjust your sprinkler timer to come on a bit later, sometimes I like to sleep in.

Greg? Is that you? Dude, Im sorry, but my magnolias wont blossom unless I keep a steady stream of water on them through out the night.

Im entering them in the flower contest at the state fair this month so its very important to me that they remain healthy.

:( I understand.. Hey why don't you ever answer my calls, emails, sms or door knocks?

I thought shaving "call me" into your cat would get your attention, but now I just don't know what to do..

...into your "cat"?

Yeh, good idea hey. It is like a purring reminder that Greg likes her....

Sexually.

Clearly the next step is to wait for her in the backseat of her car.

That was you? I thought it was David who shaved "call me" into my cat.

No wonder he gave me such a dirty look after I confronted him about it.

I made him apologize to Snickers and everything.

All these stalkers, its hard to keep track, you know? Anyways, I would answer your calls, emails and door knocks, but I am too busy masturbating.

Reddit version of cybering

David isn't innocent!

Shaving that cat was a two person deal.

Impossible to shave a cat legibly with only two hands. I would have wrote more information on your cat, but lets face it, if you had a bigger cat we wouldn't have this problem. Anyhow, it has been good finally catching up like this.

All this time I thought you actually didn't like me, but now I know you are just playing hard to get. cu tnite ;) Edit: Hey I see you wrote, All these stalkers, its hard to keep track, you know? Just so you know, I am not a stalker, I am your true love

Only if you invite David along too ;

) Edit: I just went out and purchased another cat.

This one is fairly larger and will not be as hostile toward you (sorry about your scratched up face).

If you could please shave your phone number on to her, Ill try to get back to you after the state fair.

Wish me luck with my magnolias!

Um, do really have a cat named snickers?

Because i did. it was sweeeet.

By the end, I was beginning to doubt that was a long-winded innuendo, but it pulled through.

Interesting. I make noises during sex without thinking (which I had to practice to learn how to do), but I'm always quiet when I masturbate.

What? I make some pretty weird, and pretty loud noises.

I know what you mean though. Most guys are ninja fuckers.

This gave me a mental image of a shadowy figure sneaking up behind a girl.

Some rapid abdominal movements and then disappears into the shadows.

Surprise Secks!

Reminds me of the Superman, Invisible man and wonder woman joke.

For all you ninja fuckers out there: I recommend heavy breathing.

Baby steps.

Advanced Step: Just pretend you are a bear, and she is a salmon. If you sound just like a bear attacking a salmon, you will make your partner so intensely horny, that the actual act of intercourse will be unnecessary, and she will only require a light mauling.

It's funny because it's true.

Many a vagina have become wet due to the impending menace of my beastly roar.

Most guys are ninja fuckers. Hmm, so what about the pirate fuckers?

Because that's why we enjoy sex so much.

It isn't manly. You want to have a stern face which conveys strength.

Now Look_of_disapproval is all I can think about.

Oh man, now I'm excited.

Here's hoping my girlfriend doesn't see this thread before I can spring this on her. Though, to be honest, I'll probably stop mid-thrust, attempt to don the look, and then begin giggling uncontrollably. ...Okay, wait, yeah, this is clearly emotionally scarring for her no matter what I do. Win, win...win.

Someone needs to make a pair of disapproval glasses.

Attempt to don the Look FTFY

Attempt to don 'The Look' FTFY

Women enjoy it more.

Simple.

WE do make noise.

But since we have to do most of the work most of the time, we have to concentrate. I think we make up for lack of noise with the grotesque faces and spasms as we cum.

Do you represent the Intercourse Collective?

Resistance is Futile.

Resistance is Fertile.

Resistance shall be met with lube.

I wasn't sure if this post was written by a girl or not.

Then I saw the username.

Now I have a way too vivid image of a one legged man having sex.

Well THIS PIC should help, or make it much much worse.

I just got accustomed to being quiet because of years of masturbation at home.

If you beat off for 7 years in silence before you lose your v-card it tends to become a habit.

Similarly, I prefer to watch porn with quiet guys in it, I'm sure it transfers over.

That's just because most guys don't wanna hear a dude moaning and groaning.

Women on the other hand, well some anyway, appreciate when men make noises.

It works similarly to why we like it, that they get pleasure from knowing that what they are doing is giving us pleasure.

I'd ask what she prefers because I've been with some who prefer you to stfu.

This made me laugh out loud.

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That made me inwardly grin.

And then I saw your name, and it became an outward grin.

I'm afraid the sound of my voice might ruin her Brett Favre fantasy.

:[

Her Brett Favre fantasy Where she decides to stop sleeping with you, but then after a few months wants to come back and sleep with you again - after all, she was the best you ever had.

But you decide you don't want her back after all - it's time to give this new, younger girl a shot.

Sure, the new girl's not as good, but if you start teaching her now she could really develop into something great. So she goes to NY and sleeps with some other guy for a year - it's really hot at first, she's the best this guy has had in the sexual position for a LONG time - but inevitably it starts falling apart and the whole thing turns into a big disappointment (made even worse by the fact that HIS ex-lover is having shockingly good sex with this loser down in Miami that she's started dating - and this guy was SHIT before she showed up and started being a Wildcat with him).

Not to mention your new girl in the midwest turns out to be pretty good in bed after all (though she misses some time due to injury) Anyway, so your ex leaves New York and decides she's done with sex for good - but then, in a last-ditch effort to make you jealous she starts flirting with your biggest rival - leading him on for several months, teetering back and forth with him between "Yes, I'm the one you'll have sex with for one year but it won't live up to your expectations because I'm just not as young as I was when I was with your rival" and "No, I'm done with sex for good" up until the very last minute?

Dude, your life sucks.

:-(

The truth is, an orgasm tends to be more pleasurable if you moan, because you're not holding anything in.

Guys should try it;

It might make a great experience even better. On the other hand, during sex, I instinctively play up the noisemaking, because I'm pretty sure most guys think they're doing a terrible job if the woman doesn't at least moan audibly a little.

Plus, it gives guidance without actually having to speak.

Also, if it's totally silent, that's just awkward. EDIT: P.S.

It'd be handy sometimes if guys would make a little noise.

Honestly, sometimes I wouldn't know a guy was coming if he didn't verbally say it.

I've actually been left wondering if we're taking a break or if he's done.

More pleasurable if you moan, because you're not holding anything in. David Carradine would disagree (probably too soon...

But that's never stopped me before)

Aw, you're premature too?

I've actually been left wondering if we're taking a break or if he's done.

I'm never quiet during sex.

I always moan very loudly when i have an orgasm.

My GF likes it. i always moan louder when she's doing something right so that she knows it and continues to do it.

She does the same for me.

I honestly don't know how guys can be so quiet.

You'd think you'd want to let your partner know when they are doing something right. all i know is that i need my partner to moan so i know i'm doing something right.

If she's quiet, i'm going to assume i suck at sex.

Also, there is a such thing as being too loud and it can be a turn off because it really breaks your concentration.

Because I'm pretty sure most guys think they're doing a terrible job if the woman doesn't at least moan audibly a little Truth.

Yep. We don't have nerves that far in so we can't always tell when a guy comes.

I think some guys assume it's obvious but it's not like we think, "Oh, I felt that happen way in there by my cervix, I can slow down/stop now".

By the way ladies, we fucking love the noises you make.

The main reason I don't make many audible noise other than the typical "oohs" and "aahs" is because of this. Seriously, hearing the sounds a woman makes during sex is almost as enjoyable as doing the things that bring those sounds about. I want to hear every little noise she makes, and I'm afraid that I'll miss something if I start grunting like a fucking caveman.

Ug want more

It's freaky when they're quiet.

It's like "Hey, babe, this is my best move, give me somekind of feedback here."

It's the same for us.

If I'm on top and riding my man, I'd like him to give me some kind of feedback too so I know if I'm doing the right moves.

The noise thing goes both ways.

I get worried when my boyfriend doesn't make any sound because then I think he's not enjoying it.

By the way ladies, we also love the fucking noises you make.

...is this a cliche that I don't know about?

I've always assumed that women enjoy sex more than men.

Because the gag keeps falling off.

My new boyfriend makes a lot of noise, and I love it—especially after my last boyfriend was always dead silent.

Already, he's getting many more (and better) blowjobs for it.

Feedback is wonderful. I make noise during sex, too, but it took many months of practice to get to the point where I could do it without thinking.

And, even now, I can't bring myself to make noise during orgasm—but that's probably because I forget to breathe.

I tend to make some noise during sex, myself.

I always get really self-conscious about it, but my girlfriend has repeatedly told me that it's a good way for her to know that I'm enjoying myself, so I do try to consciously relax about it. My girlfriend, however, is generally pretty quiet.

I've learned to look in her eyes, which is always the best indicator of what she's feeling, but I always love when we're in a situation in which she feels uninhibited enough to make noise - it's phenomenally sexy. Since you mentioned it, any particular trick to how you practiced the skill?

Or just masturbating and forcing yourself to moan (or whatever, make kazoo noises, however you do it)?

Yeah, I have noticed that I have an instinctive response to the noises my husband makes during oral sex.

If we are having sex..

Discretely.. the oral sex is never quite as good.

It's so pleasurable for them they can barely help it, like when they're scared, they scream.

It's also probably a social mechanism they've evolved.

Sex sounds are the best part.

If I had a girl who didn't make sound I would get bored.

Its probably instinctual.

If a woman doesn't make sounds, the man will feel inadequate and that doesn't work for long term relationships - a woman's most devious goal.

I smell virgin

Eww!

Can any gay guys testify that their sex must be more quiet than a library if the OP's comment is true?

I asked a gay guy for you. * (me) 3:15 "Can any gay guys testify that their sex must be more quiet than a library if the OP's comment is true?" dude, are you loud during sex? * * (him) 3:15 XD I am loud. * (me) 3:15 your partner? * * (him) 3:16 and it sounds like a guy having sex he's not that loud but he's definitely not quiet. Edit: Damn formatting

Thanks! But is the 'top' more quiet than the 'bottom'?

Good question. i would presume that this theory of "gender role ='s level of noise you'll make" extends to gay male arena as well.

Of course i could be way off base, but i'd imagine that tops/bears are more quiet and may do soem grunting and moaning, but that the bottoms/twinks would do thw wailing and screaming...

And i'm waiting with baited breath for confirmation or disconfirmation of said theory...

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Dude, youre a bear!?

Holy fuck. It mustve taken you forever to learn how to type, let alone purchase a computer. I work at an Apple Store and if a bear walked in we usually call the police and/or animal services.

More power to you! Btw, if its not too bold to ask, exactly what species are you?

Kodiak, Panda, Teddy, Polar, or what?

I saw broke Back Mountain...

They are pretty quiet.

Do you scream like a mama bear?

I shoulda known that.

I swears i'm not a total ignorant douche.

Becaue they are trying very hard to convince you they are enjoying it.

I actually suspect that it's more fun for them.

Having an inny, doing less of the work (in bed), etc.

But yeah, we are probably: a.

Concentrating on what we're doing b.

Having a distinct lack of blood going to the linguistic centers of our brain c.

Speechless because we are currently getting laid.

C. speechless because we are actually in physical contact with a female. Fixed that for you.

Having an inny, "doing less of the work (in bed)" Oh come on now, as a woman I personally take charge 90% of the time, and I can still scream myself hoarse when things are going very very well.

I think most of us date really lazy women who make us do most of the work.

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I like you.

Pron ha tought me that men do make noises like: "YEAH!

Yeah get that bitch yeah you like it?

Uh yeah!"

You're doing it wrong. edit: Wait, I read this backwards.

Continue...

You're confusing how often people think about sex to how much people enjoy the actual act.

Generally women enjoy sex more -- provided it's done correctly. (Remember: not many women can orgasm from vaginal intercourse!)

(Remember: not many women can orgasm from vaginal intercourse!) Then your doing it wrong.

No, this is actually scientific fact.

Almost all the women i've slept with had orgasms from vaginal intercourse.

Maybe you're doing it wrong.

Then again, many of them told me they've never had an orgasm from vaginal intercourse before, so i guess i'm just doing a lot right.

One of them even sprayed a large amount of ejaculate all over me when i was jack-hammering away at her.

That was certainly an experience i'll never forget. man, i just realized i am awesome .

A partner of mine told me he had had 30+ women and they had "all" had multiple orgasms.

I later informed him this was bullshit, as he was good, but not mind-blowing. I have personally never faked - it seems counterproductive to getting what I want - but apparently a lot of ladies do.

Yeah, that's why i said "almost all" so it doesn't sound like total bullshit, even though it still is total bullshit.

=) to be honest, i was being partly truthful- i have had a few partners of mine tell me i'm the only one that's ever made them orgasm, whether it be during vaginal sex or just in general.

So it's a pretty big self esteem booster.

Which i need sometimes...

SIGH

Counterproductive TOTALLY.

I'm 100% willing to be extremely responsive to needs, communicative, etc...

I'm much more of a giver.

But I'm also willing to use her as a cumdumpster if she's unwilling or uninterested in improving our sexual relationship.

I have a similar experience -- all my partners have been fine with intercourse, but from listening to research and lots of Loveline, I know that what I said is true.

Lets cut the pc feminist bullshit for a minute.

A large amount of women do not orgasm. This isn't because someone's doing it wrong (though that's possible also).

It's because a woman's orgasm isn't required to get pregnant and concieve a child.

A man's orgasm is Men are usually the givers in sex and women the takers.

It's hard to be loud when you are the giver (depending on the intensity and position ofc) and its easy when you are taking, there isnt much else to do.

Perhaps the submitter has a lousy giver in his female partner

I'm in somewhat agreement, though I'd put it a little less standoffishly.

Something like a woman is just as responsible for her orgasm as her partner is, probably even moreso. I have lots of anecdotal evidence which points me to a correllation between females masturbating and being able to orgasm.

When I said "sex" I mean all kinds, not just vaginal intercourse.

That said, women don't have to have an orgasm to start screaming. In fact I wonder if I'm wrong, and part of the screaming is more societal expectations.

Have you ever heard Japanese girls?

I have (and in real life too), and they are way louder than western women.

'Cause it feels awesome!

Women like to act.

Bed is the only time they get to perform.

You know I'm not really 100% positive about this, but it could just be 'cause women are a fair bit more sensitive than men and simply are able to enjoy it more.

That's, of course, if the man knows what he's doing. I keep pretty quiet, but sometimes I get into it.

That's what I understand.

The orgasms might not be intense as for men, but they last longer, and the journey to them is more pleasurable.

I had to post this ...

NSFW

That sounded like a Vietnam flashback to me.

Oh lawdy!

That's what she said?

They're faking.

Like Tiger Woods on the 18th green at the Masters, we are totally focused and in the zone.

It's cultural, I've been with Americhicks and they tend to overdoit "oooh aaah ggaaaah ooooh gasp...

Ooooh" Annoying if you ask me.

So what do the women of other countries do, then?

Sob quietly, look away...

;_;

I hear Russians are talkers.

"what you are doing, good thing"

OBLIGATORY http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Loudest-Orgasm-Ever.aspx

Lol

We're too busy thinking about baseball so we don't blow our load in 3 seconds flat.

The squeaky wheel gets the oil.

Because we are much better than them at sex.

I always make sure I say "ooooh you touch my tra la la"

And ooooh my ding ding dong?

Deep in the night I am looking for some love

Otherwise it's just an awkward silence...

My wife makes a decent amount of noise, but I make a lot more.

So it's kind of the opposite for us.

She actually specifically likes it and is really disappointed if I don't make a lot of noise.

Personally, I don't make a peep during sex and have subsequently had several girls tell me they wish I made more noise.

However, I have known a guy who was louder than his gf.

He was so loud that it seemed like he scared the girl sometimes and she would stop making noise after a really loud scream or grunt.

The guy also talked baby talk to his dog, gf, parrot incessantly;

It was really weird.

So figure that one out.

Were you in the room with them?

~_~

Yes, most of the noise was probably from us chest bumping and high fiving.

He was a roommate of my girlfriend at the time =)

Men are concentrating on getting a job done and not fucking it up, and probably thinking about something else to delay gratification.

My guy kind of oohs and aahs like a woman.

It's very attractive.

But maybe it has to do with being on top.

Most of the time guys are on top and doing most of the work.

My guy is usually on bottom.

As far as I understand it, mens mind processes enjoyment within itself;

Whereas the female mind is separate from her body.

In that case, the body would vouch for itself.

Recordings or it didn't happen.

Because sex for men is more about conquering driven on by hormones

Jamal: How did I fail women's studies?

I love bitches!

Too make us come faster and get rid of us as soon as possible.

You're not quite asking the right question.

Women do absolutely enjoy sex more than men, most of them anyway.

They tend to have stronger and longer orgasms than men, and more of them per sitting too! Men on the other hand seem to want sex more than women.

Men are generally more ready to jump into bed with the opposite sex than women due to the way we evolved - women need to be more careful about the who and the when because successful intercourse will often result in pregnancy.

That is what i always thought too…

Ah, sex. I've got to try it sometime.