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The Quest For The Great Comedy Jokes Of Power - BZP Forums

Well, I was sitting at my computer one day, and I thought to myself, "There are far too many comedies that fit the mold out there." So I decided to boldly go where Lewa0111 has never gone before, and write an 'epic comedy' (wait, isn't that an oxymoron?) IN PROSE!!!!

Here goes: PART 1: QUEST FOR THE COMEDY JOKES OF POWER The island of Funnie-Nui was silent.

Actually, it was never very loud to begin with, seeing as islands don't have mouths.

But the Membtoran living there never bothered to ask that question, for they were mostly too busy reading comedies.

There had once been a time when their replies were stronger, but for some unknown reason (to be revealed later in the storyline) they shrunk to a point where their replies consisted simply of: Quote: Yay, funny!

KUTGW 10/10! Because of this, they could not do much to aid their elders, the Moderaga, who once upon a time were powerful enough to keep Funnie-Nui spam-free.

Now all they could do was sit around telling stories that weren't all that funny.

But all that was about to change, or else we wouldn't have that great of a story, now, would we? The coming of the High-Quality Authors (which we will now call Toa, because 'High-Quality Author' is too long to type) A breeze blows over the shores of Funnie-Nui.

Several Crabs scuttle over the beaches, towards a large canister with 'New Member' written all over it.

Waving their emoticons high, the Crabs start to crawl over the canister.

Then it opens, due to the motion sensor on the canister somewhere, and the Crabs run away, screaming, "MOMMY!" The mother crab, known as a Crab, comes out and takes all the Crabs to a safe place, where they are all eaten by a hungry Pieaka a few minutes later.

But our story is not about the Crabs, otherwise it would be a pretty short one, now wouldn't it? Luckily, our story is about the Toa who is about to emerge from the canister.

The lid twists open, and... ... ... ... ... Hello?

That's your cue! Hmm...it appears that we have no Guest Stars.

This could present a problem.

I suppose I'll have to end the chapter until I can get a Guest Star to take the place of the Toa of Cold Stuff. THE END Obviously, I'll need Guest Stars for this comedy.

I need five to play the six Toa (I'm playing Lewa), and any number to be Membtoran.

Please fill out this form;

I need a lot! Member Name: Character Name: (it should be similar to the character you are replacing) BIONICLE Character: (what's the character's real name) Personality: (Matoran only;

The Toa will have their normal personalities) Weird Quirks: That's all for now!

Tune in for Chapter 2! Lewa0111 This post has been edited by Lewa0111 : Jul 19 2008, 09:38 PM

Ha! That was a good chapter so far.

The remark about the spam replies are really funny because they cut so close to home.

The Moderaga were pretty funny, as were the Crabs.

That was a creative use of emoticons! I might be able to guest star, if I can think of a funny spoof name.

This sounds familiar *Thinks*.

Good job with the crabs!

I'll PM you.

Great comedy. I especialy liked the crabs, and 'moderaga'.

Pretty creative, but I think this was too short.

Oh well, it should get longer.

I wish you luck on this!

That's funny but I got a little confused.

Behold! Awesomeness! Pretty good chapter.

It didn't really go anywhere, but I can tell this is going to be good.

Nice job with the new names (i.e.

Moderaga And I think I'm going to have to try and GS in this one, and I really apply for any kind of GS (I think I've applied 2 times in the past).

You've outdone yourself this time, or have you I guess Ill be a Membtoran Mete in the Turky blitz.

Hmmm? Oh, yay, the High-Quality Author Toa-beings are arriving!

I - this is only a story?

... Well, I can dream, can't I?

Poor crabs...I can't stop laughing. Need a GS?

Hmmm...I'll see what I can do...

Wow simply wow, I hoped a comidie like this would pop up.

I loved the crab thing. 8/10 because the story hasnt started yet. ohh PS are all the Rahi gona be named after emotes?

Lewa0111 in prose?

The world is coming to an end! Those crabs were great.

I'll have to remember that one... It seems like there's a lot of these comedies cropping up recently.

And, believe it or not, I had been considering doing the same thing.

Maybe I'll put a pause on KFG and work on the newest fad...

Well, just an update, I've been working hard on the next chapter.

Thank you to everyone who sent in GS forms!

Currently, this is the status of the characters: Tahu: The Grim Ripper Lewa: Lewa0111 Onua: Toa of Pi Pohatu: Cap'n OF the Pirate Kopaka: Libertoque Gali: Turakii #1 Lavasurfer Matoro: THE OMNISCIENT VOICE Jaller: Io the Matoran Hordika Hahli: Toa Gabriella: Toa of Music Takua: Tava ( ) Kongu: Bio-Kappa Nuparu: Captain Kirk Hewkii: Cap'n OF the Pirate Macku: Macku Toa of Bubbles Onepu: Toa of Randomness and Pie Tamaru: Mete123 the Warrior Kapura: The Silent Tsunami Ahkmou: Cap'n OF the Pirate Lavaboard-Membtoran: Legendary Toa of Fire Koli-Membtoran: ??? Random Merchant: Tokora Kiene Random Membtoran 1: Legendary Toa of Fire All of the '???'s are needed.

Some people sent in forms for the same person, so I just took the first person.

If you didn't get picked, you can be another character or Random Membtoran;

Just send in another form. And now, without further ado... Once Kopatoque had finally arrived and told us that he was late because he had been taking a bath, we could begin our story.

The Crabs did the same thing they did before (The ones who got eaten were only their stunt doubles.) Then the canister flew open, and out popped...a random jumble of LEGO pieces.

"This is awkward," said the random jumble of LEGO pieces.

"How am I supposed to save Funnie-Nui with no body?

Haha! Get it? No body, Nobody?...Okay, that wasn't all that funny.

Luke, I am your father!" With that rather out-of-place movie Quote: , Kopatoque had assembled himself into the Toa of Cold Stuff. Kopatoque admired his new body.

Then he looked back at his canister.

"To do that, we need to find our mask powers," he muttered.

Then he tucked his Sword of Coldness into his invisible Toa-pocket™ and decided to walk on into the snow.

He continued talking to himself, saying, "I have been sleeping for so long.

My dreams have been dark ones.

Well, of course they were, my eyes were closed.

But now I am awakened.

Now I am whole, and the backs of my eyelids are about to learn that justice can be...cold.

Ha! Get it? Cold...Toa of Cold Stuff?" After that terrible pun, he tried to freeze the backs of his eyelids.

Unfortunately for Kopatoque, he found out that it is very hard to do that without freezing one's entire face.

"Oww..." he groaned. "Who are you talking to?" Startled by the voice appearing out of nowhere, Kopatoque whirled around...and saw a diminuitive Membtoran.

"AAAH!" screamed the Membtoran.

"It's a...PROSE AUTHOR THING THAT'S TOO LONG TO TYPE RIGHT NOW SO I'LL JUST CALL HIM A TOA!" " " emoticonned Kopatoque, who used his powers to make everything colder.

That didn't accomplish all that much, so he settled for simply yelling, "Come back here, dude!" This did far more than the totally pointless waste of his powers had.

"Who are you?" he shouted, in a passable imitation of King Arthur. The small Membtoran turned around, and Kopatoque saw that his face was marked by huge, nerdy looking glasses.

"I am Madorko, a Tojoka." " " answered Kopatoque.

"Isn't it supposed to be Membtoran?" "Well, it is supposed to stay Tojoka until the Maori tribe files a lawsuit against LEGO, so then our name gets changed," explained Madorko.

"If you wish to know exactly how long that is, we can use this complicated math formula to figure it out..." "NO!" shouted Kopatoque, before Madorko could bore him to death.

"Look, can I just call you Membtoran for now?

It makes things SO much easier." Madorko sighed.

"I suppose so...but anyway, I was supposed to tell you that you are the one we have been waiting for.

The prophecy says that you and 5 other High-Quality...oh, forget it.

We just call you Toa, and our Moderaga, Smeaju, will tell you more.

Come on, this way!" he said. Not having much choice but to come, or risk another attack of the nerdiness, Kopatoque followed him up a snowy mountain.

As they walked, neither of them noticed a small Crab scuttling along, and then get eaten by a large swarm of Noob-O-Ramas.

"I bet you 5 widgets that we'll get attacked before the chapter's up," Kopatoque offered.

This had nothing to do with what I wrote earlier in the paragraph. "You're on!" replied Madorko.

"After all, the probability of an attack actually coming would calculate out to..." All of a sudden, they ran into a large black expanse across the entire landscape.

Breaking up this huge black spot were six pictures of the other Toa, with a Moderaga next to each.

"What is this thing!?" asked Kopatoque in disbelief. "This is an advertisement," explained Madorko matter-of-factly.

"You see, we are living in a comic, which includes a page like this to inform readers about the other Toa.

But right now, we don't need to worry about that, since you're not supposed to meet any of the others for another few pages." "Huh?" asked Kopatoque. Madorko adjusted his glasses.

"Man, you're dumb!" "Yeah, well, your mother smelt of elderberry and your father was a gerbil!" he shouted back, in a British accent. Before Madorko could point out that he had screwed up, a Noob-O-Rama suddenly came out of the last page and knocked him off the edge of the conveniently placed cliff!

"N !!!!!" shouted Kopatoque, in Darth Vader's voice, and then he dove off the edge of the cliff and caught Madorko.

"You still owe me 5 widgets!" But the Noob-O-Rama wasn't done yet.

It whirled around, slamming the pair with a blast of Script. Kopatoque: Ow!

That hurt! Madorko: *whips out giant mallet and smashes Noob-O-Rama* Noob-O-Rama: With the Noob-O-Rama out of commission, everything finally reverted back to prose.

"You saved me!" cried Madorko.

"Actually, all you said was 'Ow', but it's in the script.

You are the one we've been waiting for." Off in the distance, the pair could see Smeaju waving to them, with a candy-cane-shaped staff.

"Let's go meet him!" shouted Madorko, and they ran over to where Smeaju awaited. "Hey, you never did pay me the 5 widgets," Kopatoque reminded him. Madorko smiled.

"I had my fingers crossed!" " !

" shouted Kopatoque.

But their argument was forestalled by the ending of the chapter. END Next: Poofhatu!

The Powers of the Toa's Slapstick Jokes of Power!

And, of course, more advertising! A note: No, the Rahi aren't all going to be emoticons.

The Pieaka in an earlier chapter was the spoof name for Muaka, not Piraka. Lewa0111 This post has been edited by Lewa0111 : Sep 22 2008, 01:01 PM

Yes I got the part for tahu, I expeccted to be beat to that position. Love the new chapter, noob-o-ramas, monty python refrances ( i think), and Nuju spoof with a candy-cane. Kutaw 10/10

Noob o rama blast of script that was good. Noob o rama blast of script that was good. Edit the server put my double post togerther This post has been edited by The Second-to-Last Tohunga : Nov 26 2006, 08:59 PM

Noob-O-Rama, hilarious!

So, I made it ? Yes.

Dude, too funny! Anyway, I liked it a lot, the randomness of it was funny. If people were more random things would be funnier ( actually I'm a random person) the whole " we are in a comic" thing was funny, (kind of like the disney caractors who all live in the same world)Say how much are you going to stick to the storyline? I'd have a longer review, but i cant think

Great second chapter.

Once again, great job with the names (my favorite so far: Noob-O-Rama). My favorite part of the chapter was the advertisement in the middle.

I had started my own parody of the Bionicle comics a while ago, and the thought of using the advertising in the middle as a joke never occured to me!

Great job with that!

Oh man! This was sooo funny!

I especialy liked the Noob-O-Rama.

What about Makuta?

Spamkuta? And I'm the next!

Oh yeah! P.S: Oh no!

My replies are getting weaker!

Script? Those Noob-a-ramas are SCARY!

And strong! Kopatoque uses a lot of puns...(notetoself:whenIruletheworldpunswillceasetoexist)...good puns!

I was laughing with the whole "Well it's supposed to stay Tojoka until the Maori tribe files a lawsuit..."

This is really good!

I really like how you fleshed out my madorko.

Keep up the good work!

Very random. Just like your guest appearances in other comedies. It's not bad;

Not quite good enough for my sig, but pretty good.

I don't think anyone's ever done something like this before (basing it on BZP like that).

So it's thumbs-up on originality. [] -Capt.

Kirk []

Well, I'm back with a new chapter!

But before that, replies... Quote: Great second chapter.

Once again, great job with the names (my favorite so far: Noob-O-Rama). My favorite part of the chapter was the advertisement in the middle.

I had started my own parody of the Bionicle comics a while ago, and the thought of using the advertising in the middle as a joke never occured to me!

Great job with that! I'm glad you liked it, ToP.

Actually, the advertising thing came as a last-second addition, when I finally read through one of the actual comics (I lost #1 long time ago,) and saw an advertisement in the middle.

The ad thing might happen again, once I get on to more comics... Quote: Oh man!

This was sooo funny!

I especialy liked the Noob-O-Rama.

What about Makuta?

Spamkuta? And I'm the next!

Oh yeah! Makuta? Well, you'll see, and let me tell you that it won't be anything like what you're expecting... Quote: Script?

Those Noob-a-ramas are SCARY!

And strong! Kopatoque uses a lot of puns...(notetoself:whenIruletheworldpunswillceasetoexist)...good puns!

I was laughing with the whole "Well it's supposed to stay Tojoka until the Maori tribe files a lawsuit..." Yes...beware the evil script!

And the Tojoka/Membtoran thing was another last-minute joke.

Just wait for the end of 2002 name changes! Anyway, now on to the chapter! Once the pair of insane travelers had caught up to Smeaju, Madorko couldn't contain his excitement.

"Moderaga!" he called.

"Using my amazing mathematical skills and the Pythagorean Theorem, I've found him!

This is--" He was stopped from introducing Kopatoque by Smeaju's candy-cane, pulling Madorko off the stage Entertainer-style.

"I know who he is, Madorko," said Smeaju, "his name was mentioned earlier in the paragraph.

So, Kopatoque, you have come.

I will tell you a story, and then, you may ask questions.

Our people were once free of spam and featured strong replies.

Then, Makuta came, bringing spam and pie to Funnie-Nui.

Any questions?" "Yeah, how come Makuta doesn't have a funny spoof name?" asked Kopatoque. Smeaju sighed.

"I don't know, but I'm sure we'll find out later in the storyline." "Oh," Kopatoque told the Moderaga.

"One more--What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?" he asked. "42," replied Smeaju.

"But that doesn't matter right now.

To save us, you will need great power.

You already have the power to make everything colder, therefore bringing on Christmas and Santa Claus.

It also allows you to build snowmen and make snow cones." "But that's not enough, is it?" whined Kopatoque. Smeaju shook his head.

"Kids these days, always greedy," he muttered to himself.

"Anyway, that is not all of your power.

You also come with a bonus Slapstick Joke of Narrator Powers, which allows you to see anything occuring in the story, like a narrator.

But you will still need to collect the other five Slapstick Jokes." "Does the one that you come with count?" asked Kopatoque. Smeaju jumped back as Kopatoque reached out for it.

"No, this is only a Stale Joke.

It doesn't have enough power to help you.

But I do know where I can find the Slapstick Joke of Only One Bandaid, in a place of Far-Seeing." "I hate riddles!" whined Kopatoque. "STOP WHINING!!!!!!" screamed Smeaju.

"Get out of here." With that statement, Kopatoque wandered off alone, trying to find the next Slapstick Joke.

As he wandered, he began to ponder why Smeaju could talk normal. He hadn't wandered very far when suddenly he heard a noise.

"ANALYST!" he shouted.

"I mean, AVALANCHE!" he corrected himself.

But it wasn't an avalanche;

It was simply a bunch of rocks that fell on Kopatoque, followed by a guy who looked like a potato. "What?

I DO NOT!" screamed Poofhatu.

Then he suddenly noticed Kopatoque trapped underneath the rocks.

"Sorry about that, I was practicing," he said. "What were you practicing--'how to knock down rocks?' asked Kopatoque sarcastically. Poofhatu smiled.

"Yes!" he told him.

"It's my favorite hobby.

Anyway, are you all right?" Looking around at his mangled limbs and gigantic pile of rocks on top of him, Kopatoque responded, "Do I look okay?" "Yes!" replied Poofhatu.

"I guess I'll go, then." Suddenly, Kopatoque rolled over, and used his sword to make all of the rocks shrink from the cold until they were pebbles.

In the process, he exposed a few leftover pieces of turkey that had fallen out of his Toa-Pocket™.

"Is that TURKEY?!?" asked Poofhatu, who ran all the way back and gobbled up the turkey. "Hey, puns are my shtick!" shouted Kopatoque. Poofhatu finished the turkey.

"Yeah, well, you missed a rock," he informed Kopatoque, pointing to a rock the size of the moon.

With a whunt, he had rolled the rock back on to Kopatoque. "What's a whunt, anyway?

Asked Kopatoque as he shrunk the rock.

I had no answer, except for the fact that it's what it said in the comic we were spoofing. Poofhatu shook his head.

"By the way, I never did find out your name." "Read the word at the end of my sentence," Kopatoque replied gruffly. "Oh, Kopatoque!" Poofhatu said.

"Nice name. I'm Poofhatu.

Wanna travel together and look for jokes?" Kopatoque stood up and began to walk away.

"No." " " Poofhatu emoticonned. The cute sadness of the 'sad' emoticon began to overwhelm Kopatoque.

"Okay, fine, but only if you tell me which Slapstick Joke you have," he agreed. "I have the Slapstick Joke of Roadrunner Feet," replied Poofhatu.

"It lets me run real fast." A short while later, they found themselves ascending the summit of Mt.

300words. Kopatoque looked around.

"It's a place of far-seeing, all right, or maybe that's just my Joke.

Does anyone see the Joke of One Bandaid?" Poohatu held up a Joke that resembled a turkey.

"I'm hungry !" he said. "N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Kopatoque, who grabbed the Joke from Poofhatu's mouth.

"That's my Joke!" He attached it.

"I can feel the power of this Joke going through me.

Now if I ever get hit by any attack, I will only get one big bandaid on my head and the rest of me will be perfectly fine!

But the powers of the Joke of Narrators is still mine to use.

And it looks cooler, too!" he exclaimed, switching Jokes back to the Joke of Narrators. Suddenly, half of a emoticon flew through the air.

"What?" shouted Poofhatu.

He turned around to see half of an Emoti-Ra coming up the slope, chasing a Crab.

"What's with the half of a Spamhi?" As usual, Kopatoque had the answers.

"Well, it probably has something to do with the book version of this scene being different from the comic version," he answered.

He calmly sidestepped and both the Emoti-Ra and the Crab went flying into yet another conveniently placed cliff.

"That was easy." Poofhatu suddenly activated his Joke of Roadrunner Feet and raced down the slope.

"Where are you going?" asked Kopatoque.

As he got nearer, he could see three other Toa: Lewa0111, Onooba, and Grahu.

"Three? What happened to the Toa of Water Bottles?" asked Kopatoque. Surveying the scene, Poofhatu answered, "Well, no one's volunteered to guest star as the Gali spoof, so we'll have to wait." "But be they friend...or be they foe?" Kopatoque asked, in a French accent. Suddenly, all of the Toa were pushed off of the screen by a large black banner advertising Bionicle.com.

"What next?" asked Poofhatu. "Oh, it's just more advertising," responded Kopatoque.

"Ask Madorko to explain it to you sometime." END Next: We move on to Tava and the FNOLG!

Don't forget to bring a Chronicler's Towel! Also, I'll need a spoof for Macku before next chapter, so somebody please GS!

(Note: You can GS for more than one character, as long as you give them different names & personalities.) Lewa0111

MT.300words, hilarious!

This chapter is great.

I might GS as another character, maybe.

Yay! This chapter had me in it!

And it was soooo funny!

More advertising!

And I take it that Emoti-Ra was a Kane-Ra?

(Is that the correct pronouncement?

Find out in the next- Err, never mind that.) Also, I might GS as Hewki...

Mu ha ha! This assures that I'll be in more chapters!

To the PM center mobile!

Nice new chapter.

I liked it a lot.

My favorite part is: "STOP WHINING!!!!!!" screamed Smeaju.

"Get out of here." With that statement, Kopatoque wandered off alone, trying to find the next Slapstick Joke.

As he wandered, he began to ponder why Smeaju could talk normal. I have a question.

Do the jokes of power look like These: ? Or these: ? Hope to see the next chapter soon

Nive chapter! The Mt.

300 Words was really funny, as was the return of the Crabs.

In fact, all of the puns were funny.

Good job!

Yay new chapie, slapstick jokes instead of masks is great.

I have the power of only 1 bandade sweet. more s sweet, only thing I would change is nothing. 10/10. Ps I wonder who will be gali or maku, maby Turraki.

Quote: [snapback]4028598[/snapback] "Moderaga!" he called.

"Using my amazing mathematical skills and the Pythagorean Theorem, I've found him!

This is--" In other words, he just happened to find him? Quote: "I know who he is, Madorko," said Smeaju, "his name was mentioned earlier in the paragraph. Oh, you just gotta love writing jokes. Quote: "Yeah, how come Makuta doesn't have a funny spoof name?" asked Kopatoque. That's what I was wondering... Quote: To save us, you will need great power.

You already have the power to make everything colder, therefore bringing on Christmas and Santa Claus.

It also allows you to build snowmen and make snow cones." Okay, now that is the best definition of the Ice element I have ever heard! Quote: Smeaju jumped back as Kopatoque reached out for it.

"No, this is only a Stale Joke.

It doesn't have enough power to help you. Do the Moderaga really appreciate only having weak, Stale Jokes? Quote: "ANALYST!" he shouted.

"I mean, AVALANCHE!" he corrected himself. What an...interesting mistake... Quote: followed by a guy who looked like a potato. "What?

I DO NOT!" screamed Poofhatu. His name suggests that his argument might be futile... Quote: look[/i] okay?" "Yes!" replied Poofhatu. A bit unobservant now, are we? Quote: "What's a whunt, anyway?

Asked Kopatoque as he shrunk the rock.

I had no answer, except for the fact that it's what it said in the comic we were spoofing. Those comics and their goofy sound effects... Quote: Poofhatu shook his head.

"By the way, I never did find out your name." "Read the word at the end of my sentence," Kopatoque replied gruffly. Ooh, another writing joke! Quote: " " Poofhatu emoticonned. The cute sadness of the 'sad' emoticon began to overwhelm Kopatoque. By the way, you have good usage of the emoticons in prose.

Sometimes they're used oddly, but you use them in strategic places and not too often.

That makes them even funnier. Quote: He attached it.

"I can feel the power of this Joke going through me.

Now if I ever get hit by any attack, I will only get one big bandaid on my head and the rest of me will be perfectly fine! ...That's a good thing? Quote: As usual, Kopatoque had the answers.

"Well, it probably has something to do with the book version of this scene being different from the comic version," he answered.

He calmly sidestepped and both the Emoti-Ra and the Crab went flying into yet another conveniently placed cliff.

"That was easy." No kidding! Quote: "But be they friend...or be they foe?" Kopatoque asked, in a French accent. Suddenly, all of the Toa were pushed off of the screen by a large black banner advertising Bionicle.com.

"What next?" asked Poofhatu. "Oh, it's just more advertising," responded Kopatoque.

"Ask Madorko to explain it to you sometime." And a great ending to a great chapter! I can't believe I've never checked out your comedies before... Turakii 92% of teenagers listen to real music. If you're part of the 8% that listens to fake music,

Quote: He was stopped from introducing Kopatoque by Smeaju's candy-cane, pulling Madorko off the stage Entertainer-style. That was fun to imagine.

I mean, you sadly don't read THAT every day.

And don't you just love it when your characters point out the obvious?

I hope someone will be Gali....anyone who's reading, please GS for Gali?

I'm only a Membtoran...

I'm geussing These are the Kanohi Spoofs: Hau=One band-aid Kakama=Roadrunner feet Akaku=Narrator Powers Miru=Jet Boots or something like that. Kaukau=Underwater talking Pakari=Single Punch

Wow, this is a very interesting comedy.

It's written in prose, too!

The only thing is, I'm having trouble following the different names... Speaking of emoticons, I love the idea of the Crabs.

That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen yet.

And I also liked this: Quote: "I can feel the power of this Joke going through me.

Now if I ever get hit by any attack, I will only get one big bandaid on my head and the rest of me will be perfectly fine!" I laughed so hard when I read that part!

It does remind me of in cartoons, how after no matter what happens to the characters they just wind up with a big bandaid on their heads.

KUTGW! --ToRaP

Finally, new chapter!

But yet again, on to the replies... Quote: MT.300words, hilarious!

This chapter is great.

I might GS as another character, maybe. Yeah, that Mt.

300words thing was one of my better ideas.

After all, the 300-word limit is the highest 'mountain' that authors must climb... Quote: I have a question.

Do the jokes of power look like These: ? Or these: ? I don't feel like typing all those emoticons again, but my answer is: Neither.

One of them resembles a turkey...as you read in the last chapter.

They're just spoofs of the Kanohi Masks. Quote: Everything Turakii wrote I don't feel like re-quoting that entire thing, but thanks, Turakki!

Also, I'm really glad that I have a Gali and Macku now! Quote: I laughed so hard when I read that part!

It does remind me of in cartoons, how after no matter what happens to the characters they just wind up with a big bandaid on their heads.

KUTGW! That was the point.

All of the Slapstick Jokes are making fun of something in cartoons/comedies.

Speaking of which, I decided to make a guide to what BIONICLE thing goes with what spoof name.

It'll be at the end of this chapter.

And speaking of chapters... Meanwhile, on a beach ominously titled 'Official FNOLG Help Topic', a Membtoran named Tava fell from the sky.

Strangely, he wasn't even hurt.

"Pie," he said as he woke up.

"Where am I, and why aren't I hurt more?" He looked around, and saw a large 'New Member' canister floating on the beach, with some big footprints leading off to Gr-Rulo, where the rules for Grahu's region were posted.

How he knew this, Tava had no idea.

But then he realized the worst part of all..."THERE'S NO PIE!" he shouted in panic.

"I'M DOOMED!" He sunk to his knees and began to cry. Just then, he heard a voice, jarring him out of his pie-depraved misery.

"Hey! Can you help me?" said the voice.

Tava walked over there and saw a random blue Membtoran.

"If you help me, I'll give you some pie!" she offered, sidestepping a random Crab that happened to be walking by. "PIE?" asked Tava.

Then common sense took over.

"Wait a minute--who are you?" he asked. "Well, I'm Packu, Toa of Flubber," she replied. This had Tava very confused.

"You're not a Toa, you're a Membtoran!" he informed her.

"Toa are way taller.

And as High-Quality Authors, they wouldn't EVER be caught with Pie." "Oh, I know, but my name just happens to have the word 'Toa' in it.

It confuses people!" she explained.

"So, will you help me?" Tava considered this for a moment.

Suddenly he remembered--she had pie.

" ! " he exclaimed.

With that blast of improperly-used emoticons, he got on Packu's boat.

"Feels squishy," he noticed.

"What's this made out of, anyway?" "Flubber!" exclaimed Packu.

Suddenly, Tava went flying twenty feet up in the air, and landed with a crash right next to the gates of Tur-Rulo. These gates appeared to have a weight attached to them.

An inscription rested atop them.

"To get through here," it said, "you must face the worst horror of all: YOUR OWN WEIGHT!" Tava gasped.

This was the worst trial ever!

Thinking of all the pie inside, though, prompted him to step on the scale. When he read the display, he almost fainted in shock.

"99,999 pounds! I do not weigh that much!" he said indignantly.

Then a big bunch of confetti fell out of the gates, along with a note.

He read it. "'Just Kidding'?

Oh, for the love of Hapori Tohu!" Tucking the note in his ubiquitous Chronicler's Pocket™ (From the makers of Toa-Pocket™!) he entered Tur-Rulo. Once inside, he noticed something was wrong.

There was nothing funny in Tur-Rulo!

Comedies of less than 300 words were everywhere, and terrible spelling reigned over the topic.

"What happened to the Moderaga?" he wondered.

Pulling out his Chronicler's Towel for comfort and personal hygiene, he began to explore the topic. Upon passing past two under-300 comedies and a blast of bad spelling, he found a small stick sticking up from the water.

This stick resembled pie, so he tried to pull it up.

But much to his surprise, the stick screamed!

"AAH! Screaming pie!" he shouted, and ran all the way out of the village. Once he had collected himself and held up the towel in front of him for defense (despite the fact that a towel would provide no protection whatsoever) he cautiously inched up to the talking pie.

It was only once he had gotten closer that he realized that it wasn't a pie at all, but a tube.

"Is anyone in there?" he asked.

"And do you have pie?" The voice that came back up from it was that of none other than that of ToMkama, Moderaga of Tur-Rulo!

“Hey,” the voice said, “we got stuck in here after an attack by a Blahblahkava.

Its boringness was so awful that we ran in here to hide, but then we sunk!

Could you find a random gear so you can put it in that machine thingy over there?” When Tava didn’t answer, ToMkama added, “If you do, I’ll give you…a Pie!” At this, Tava had to agree.

He ran to the nearest hut to start looking for the random gear so he could have that pie! The first hut that he ran to, though, featured only a lightstone.

“This isn’t a gear,” he said, “so I won’t be able to get that pie.” For no apparent reason, he decided to put the lightstone in his Chronicler’s Pocket™ before searching the next hut.

When he entered the next hut, he started to jump for joy!

There was an opening in the bottom of it that led underwater!

He jumped in because the gear was obviously down there. “Hey, it’s dark down here!” he shouted, but all that came out was, “Bley, blit’s blark blown blere!” Then he realized that the random lightstone had a purpose in life.

He pulled it out, and in no time at all he had found the gear.

He swam back to the surface and ran over to the machine.

He saw a slot, so he put the gear in it.

“Do I get my pie now?” he asked ToMkama. “Well, turn it on, duh!” shouted the Moderaga of Tur-Rulo. Tava stared at the machine for a few moments.

“How?” he asked. “ Just push that button!” shouted ToMkama. Tava didn’t have time to wonder how ToMkama had shouted an emoticon through a tube.

"This one?" he asked, pointing to a large orange button, with a huge flashing neon sign pointing to it that said, “ON”. “Yes, that one!” “Okay…” With that, Tava pushed the button labeled, ‘ON!!!!’ (Now with bonus Exclamation Points!) The machine started working, and the hut rose to the surface.

ToMkama and several other Tur-Membtoran came running out.

Unfortunately, so did the Blahblahkava that had pushed them in there in the first place!

Tava screamed like a little girl. Just when they were all afraid of being bored to death by the Blahblahkava, a large blue figure appeared out of nowhere.

It was Turali, Toa of Water Bottles!

With a ninja yell, Turali jumped and dodged a stream of math formulas spewing from one of the Blahblahkava’s arms.

She tossed a water bottle at the creature, but it just drank it all up!

Her powers were useless!

Suddenly, a blast of grammar lectures came from its other arm, and sent Turali flying backwards.

Just then, she got an idea.

She sent five million, six hundred and eighty thousand, seven hundred and ninety-two water bottles at the Blahblahkava.

It drank them all up, until it became so bloated that it fell into the water! All of the Membtoran cheered.

Turali dove in after it, and came up holding a Really Bad Joke that she had pulled off of the creature.

Without the Really Bad Joke, the Blahblahkava was no longer boring.

They had been saved!

“It’s all thanks to you, Tava,” ToMkama said.

“So, I present you with this reward.” She then pulled out a giant pile of pies.

Tava was overjoyed! END And, as promised, a key: Tahu=Grahu Kopaka=Kopatoque Pohatu=Poofhatu Lewa=Lewa0111 Onua=Onooba Gali=Turali Fire=Pyromaniacs Ice=Cold Stuff Stone=Strange Sound Effects Water=Water Bottles Earth=Dirty Dirt Air=Author Powers Turaga=Moderaga Nuju=Smeaju Nokama=ToMkama Vakama=Vaschizo Onewa=SPIRIT Matau=Matamunkey Whenua=Thanua: Membtoran of :'s Matoran=Membtoran Macku=Packu, Toa of Flubber Matoro=Madorko Takua=Tava Jala=Java Kopeke=Quipeke Taipu=Daipu Kapura=Kopura: Sayer of 'I Am Practicing' Toa Kaita=??? Akamai=Toa of Pi Wairuha=Daiku Rahi=Spamhi Nui-Rama=Noob-O-Rama Kane-Ra=Emoti-Ra MNOG size Ussal Crab= Crab MOL size Ussal Crab= Crab Gukko Bird=Goofball Bird Muaka=Pieaka Tarakava=Blahblahkava Nui-Jaga=Nui-Scripta Manas=Erers Makuta=Makuta Mata-Nui (Island)=Funnie-Nui Mata-Nui (Great Spirit)=Hapori Tohu Wahi=Forums Koro=Rulo Kanohi Masks=Comedy Jokes Great Mask=Slapstick Joke Noble Mask=Stale Joke Infected Mask=Really Bad Joke Golden Mask=Nice 'n Shiny Joke Shielding=Only One Bandaid X-Ray Vision=Narrator Powers Speed=Roadrunner Feet Underwater Breathing=Underwater Talking Levitation=Hovering in Midair Strength=1,000-pound Anvils Night Vision=Spy Gadgets Mind Control=Dog Leashes Translation=Instant Dictionaries Telekinesis=Using the Force Illusion=Pokemon Moves Gali's Hooks=Keyboard of No Typos Lewa's Axe=Pen of Editing Tahu's Sword=Sword of Correct Punctuation Onua's Claws=Eraser of Correction Kopaka's Sword=Sword of Cold Stuff Bohrok=Bomoticons Krana=Emoticons Bohrok Va=Bomoticon Jr.s Tahnok= moticons Kohrak= moticons Pahrak= moticons Lehvak= moticons Nuhvok= moticons Gahlok= moticons As more spoof names are revealed, I'll update this list! This post has been edited by Lewa0111 : Aug 30 2008, 12:58 PM

Yay new chapie, and a new key.

Love the blahblahkava, and water-bottles instead of water sweet. What is my element,firw-crakers?

And wow i was right about turakii being gali, i must be sycick (just kidding) 10/10 oh and ps, is the next chapter going to be fnolg or a comic?

Yay! Thank you Turakii!

Looks like Tava got lucky - he got LOTS of pie!

That was funny, when ToMKama shouted an emoticon through the tube.

I didn't know you could do that! Those Blahblahkava are TERRIFYING!

Grammar lectures AND math!

You can't find anything scarier in a comedy!

Must...not...flee...

ANOTHER great chapter!

I just loved the part about comedies with bad spelling and under 300 words!

It's actually quite terrific, you know.

And the Blahblahkava?

Oh no! The borednomess (is that a word?) of it all!

Great! PS: Are all of the Moderaga going to include real moderator names?

(Imagines Shizewa)

Say,is Tava that pie obsessed matoran from The Nuva Inn? P.S.Will Bob the Pirate( ) make an appearence? EDIT:WOOTERS!MY 100th POST!!! TKOP This post has been edited by Tamaru:King of Pie : Dec 2 2006, 09:11 AM

Another good chapeter! Quote: a beach ominously titled 'Official FNOLG Help Topic' That was a hillarious spoof of both Bionicle and BZP. Quote: Tava considered this for a moment.

Suddenly he remembered--she had pie.

" ! " he exclaimed.

With that blast of improperly-used emoticons, he got on Packu's boat. That was a great joke with the emoticons!

Really funny. I also find it interesting how Tava likes Pie.

Just like Spirit's Takua.

I'm sorry to say, but you may be getting a call from Spirit's lawyer very soon.

My gosh, you've outdone even yourself, Lewa0111! Quote: Meanwhile, on a beach ominously titled 'Official FNOLG Help Topic', a Membtoran named Tava fell from the sky.

Strangely, he wasn't even hurt.

"Pie," he said as he woke up. Tava?

From The Nuva Inn?

Now I've seen everything. Quote: "If you help me, I'll give you some pie!" she offered, sidestepping a random Crab that happened to be walking by. Those Crabs make yet another cameo appearance! Quote: Tucking the note in his ubiquitous Chronicler's Pocket™ (From the makers of Toa-Pocket™!) he entered Tur-Rulo. From the makers of Toa-Pocket?

That was the best part!

I could not stop laughing! Quote: She sent five million, six hundred and eighty thousand, seven hundred and ninety-two water bottles at the Blahblahkava. What an...odd number. This has to be your best comedy yet!

KUTGW on this! --ToRaP

My Fave part was: A Membtoran named Tava fell from the sky.

Strangely, he wasn't even hurt.

"Pie," he said as he woke up.

"Where am I, and why aren't I hurt more?" He looked around, and saw a large 'New Member' canister floating on the beach, with some big footprints leading off to Gr-Rulo, where the rules for Grahu's region were posted.

How he knew this, Tava had no idea.

But then he realized the worst part of all..."THERE'S NO PIE!" he shouted in panic.

"I'M DOOMED!" He sunk to his knees and began to cry. I must've re-read that part about five times before continuing and each time it made me laugh! Oh and if you find it hard to type peoples replies, just ctrl c (copy) click where you want to type and ctrl v (paste) hope that helps. (I;m not a crab by the way).

I also liked the part where: Tava screamed like a little girl. Well I await the next chapter.

I think I know what's coming up next...it's going to be the book, right?

Quest of the Toa's Masks or whatever it's called?

(I hope so...) BTW, when's the next chapter gonna be up, Lewa0111? --ToRaP

Hey, where is everybody?

It seems Turakii, Capt.

Kirk, and ToP have left the Fellowship of the QFTCJP.

Oh well... Quote: Yay new chapie, and a new key.

Love the blahblahkava, and water-bottles instead of water sweet. What is my element,firw-crakers?

And wow i was right about turakii being gali, i must be sycick (just kidding) 10/10 oh and ps, is the next chapter going to be fnolg or a comic? Well, the Blahblahkava was actually one of my first ideas when planning this comedy.

The name just fit perfect.

And the next chapter will be something special, but for future chapters, FNOLG and comic/book chapters will probably switch off. Quote: Those Blahblahkava are TERRIFYING!

Grammar lectures AND math!

You can't find anything scarier in a comedy!

Must...not...flee... Can you think of anything more boring? Quote: PS: Are all of the Moderaga going to include real moderator names?

(Imagines Shizewa) Yes, that's the whole idea.

I'm going to use munkeymunkey, SPIRIT, and Schizo as the final three Turaga.

As for Dume...well, let's not think that far ahead yet.

(AKA I don't know.) Quote: Say,is Tava that pie obsessed matoran from The Nuva Inn? P.S.Will Bob the Pirate( ) make an appearence? Yes, Tava is the same guy from TNI.

As for Bob the Pirate, well, you never know with this comedy... Quote: I also find it interesting how Tava likes Pie.

Just like Spirit's Takua.

I'm sorry to say, but you may be getting a call from Spirit's lawyer very soon. Actually, that's entirely a coincidence.

I used Tava, an already existing character from my comedy 'The Nuva Inn', as Takua because in one of TNI's chapters, there is a short end-of-MOL spoof, featuring Tava transforming into a Toa.

That, and the name similarities, led me to use Tava as the Takua spoof. Quote: What an...odd number. No idea where that number came from.

It was just random...like everything else... Quote: My Fave part was: A Membtoran named Tava fell from the sky.

Strangely, he wasn't even hurt.

"Pie," he said as he woke up.

"Where am I, and why aren't I hurt more?" He looked around, and saw a large 'New Member' canister floating on the beach, with some big footprints leading off to Gr-Rulo, where the rules for Grahu's region were posted.

How he knew this, Tava had no idea.

But then he realized the worst part of all..."THERE'S NO PIE!" he shouted in panic.

"I'M DOOMED!" He sunk to his knees and began to cry. That was one of my original ideas for that chapter.

Glad you liked it! Quote: I think I know what's coming up next...it's going to be the book, right?

Quest of the Toa's Masks or whatever it's called?

(I hope so...) BTW, when's the next chapter gonna be up, Lewa0111? Not the book quite yet, ToRaP, because I'm going to do something special for this chapter.

(The reason is that I lost the book..

) As for the chapter, it's right now! In a random spot in the middle of nowhere, the six Moderaga had gathered together to tell yet another boring story.

Even though no one was listening, they didn't care.

"Gathered friends," Vaschizo began, "Listen again to our legend...of the BIONICLE." Just then, ToMkama interrupted.

"Hang on--who said we were your friends?" Vaschizo ignored this, instead continuing with his story.

"In the time before the 'in the time before clocks were invented' joke was invented, the Great Spirit--" "You mean me?" asked SPIRIT, Moderaga of Poof-Rulo. " " Vaschizo emoticonned.

"No, I meant the Great Spirit , who brought the Forum of Funnie-Nui into being.

In doing so, he gave us three virtues: Plotlines, Characters, and Randomness.

All of the Membtoran of Funnie-Nui obeyed these virtures, using them to write good comedies, and in thanks named the world BZPower, after 's realm itself. "But things weren't peaceful for long.

Had it been, the story wouldn't have had a plotline, therefore not obeying the first Virtue.

's second cousin's great aunt's former roommate's father's uncle's niece's dog's cat's groomer's son, Makuta, came to Funnie-Nui, bringing spam, pie, and low-level humor.

He also used Really Bad Jokes to infect the island's animals, called Spamhi, who then began to attack our village. "Yet all was not lost.

The prophecy, which we found written in the corner of a crumpled up and smudged piece of paper, hidden in a locked file cabinet with a sign saying 'Beware of the Pieaka' hidden in the cellar of the temple, told of six High-Quality Authors, or Toa, who would bring good quality humor back to Funnie-Nui.

And after all, it came true: even now, Grahu, Turali, Lewa0111, Kopatoque, Poofhatu, and Onooba are meeting to figure out a way to collect the Thirty-six Slapstick Jokes of Power, which will give them powers to defeat Makuta.

Actually, it's only thirty, since each Toa comes with one bonus Joke." Just then, Matamunkey raised his hand.

"Can we do that hilarious-funny puppet-thing with the hard-rocks now?" he asked. A loud crunching sound then began to come from SPIRIT.

Everyone looked at him.

"What?" he asked, revealing a mouthful of rocks. "AOL ROTFL NBA ASPCA!" shouted Smeaju.

Everyone then realized that he had gone back to talking in acronyms after he had stopped for no apparent reason in the first and second chapters. Madorko, who was standing next to him, then put on his big glasses and attempted to translate.

"America On Line, Rolling On The Floor Laughing, National Basketball Association, American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals," he said. " ", emoticonned Vaschizo.

"I think what he really means is that SPIRIT ate the rocks for the play thing." spirit looked around.

"Ha, you're so embarrassed that you forgot to capitalize your name," teased ToMkama.

With that, spirit left the circle. The silence that followed was only broken by Matamunkey, who shouted, "Ouch!

A Crab just bit me!" " Crabs don't bite," Vaschizo laughed.

"It's only the Crabs who do.

And we're still only in 2001, so Crabs are the only kind that exist." With that statement, the Crab that had been about to devour Matamunkey alive disappeared in a puff of logic. END Next: We move into the Bionicle Chronicles series with #1: Jokes of the Toa!

Be there! Lewa0111

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