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Judaism > Christianity > Islam - Neo-Geo Forums
With Judaism and Islam you get to learn a language.
Islam is pretty fucking intrusive though.
Who wants to pray five times a day and all that shit
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Quote: : With Judaism and Islam you get to learn a language.
Islam is pretty fucking intrusive though.
Who wants to pray five times a day and all that shit With Catholic faith you get:
The ability to wash your hands of any wrong doings in a booth.
The chance to work out in church by standing, kneeling, and sitting.
The best banking system ever (Vatican).
The ability to practice Latin if you're so inclined.
Oh and lets not forget the tasteless chips and red wine on Sundays!
YUM!
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Rationality > Religion.
Believe in what you will and I know this thread is just a dumb throw-away in the war room, but no one religion is greater than the other.
They are all equally irrational.
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Pastafarianism >
Unitarians > Quakers (dude, all the oatmeal you can eat!) >
Rastafarians >
Judaism > Catholicism >
Protestantism >
Islam
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Quakers can't have sex?
Don't forget if you're catholic you get fucked up the ass by your preist.
Christians very few of them really the ones that just follow Jesus and try to be Christ like that's impossible anyway
Like really if we were all like Jesus our lord and savior the world would be a boring boring boring place.
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I hereby claim this tier list to be inaccurate.
I think we should look at what the japanese players say and go by that tier list.
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Quote: : With Catholic faith you get:
The ability to wash your hands of any wrong doings in a booth.
The chance to work out in church by standing, kneeling, and sitting.
The best banking system ever (Vatican).
The ability to practice Latin if you're so inclined.
Oh and lets not forget the tasteless chips and red wine on Sundays!
YUM!
forgot one -
the ability to rape young boys and still remain a leader in the church
now that's a hell of a job perk, even better than free health insurance!
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Quote: : I hereby claim this tier list to be inaccurate.
I think we should look at what the japanese players say and go by that tier list.
Quote: d for truth.
p.s.
Lolathiests.
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Quote: : Shakers >
Quakers. Bakers >
Shakers > quakers.
Have you ever tasted a croissant?
That shit's godly man.
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Quote: : forgot one -
the ability to rape young boys and still remain a leader in the church
There's also no birth control needed when having gay sex.
So it fits the church's stance on the subject.
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Quote: : There's also no birth control needed when having gay sex.
So it fits the church's stance on the subject.
Good way to make a goddamned mess, man.
The term "santorum" wasn't invented for nothing.
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I'm just glad my Street FIghter IV matches the other night weren't Christian VS Muslim...
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Quote: : I hereby claim this tier list to be inaccurate.
I think we should look at what the japanese players say and go by that tier list.
Shinto > Buddhism >
Judaism > Christianity >
Islam
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Quote: : Pastafarianism >
Unitarians > Quakers (dude, all the oatmeal you can eat!) >
Rastafarians >
Judaism > Catholicism >
Protestantism >
Islam Where is Baha'ism?
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At least with Judaism there's Bagels and Cream Cheese.
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Quote: : At least with Judaism there's Bagels and Cream Cheese.
And Gefilte Fish.
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Quote: : At least with Judaism there's Bagels and Cream Cheese.
No proper jew puts Cream Cheese on his bagel...
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Well in Islam you got the Kabobs, sheesha, and babaghanouj!
Just because you're low tier doesn't mean you can't win.
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When I read this thread, Im glad to have registered and not be with the usual american "god bless america" kind of guys.
Downhill skateboarding and longboarding gets more and more of these everyday...
Thanks
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Quote: : when I read this thread, Im glad to have registered and not be with the usual american "god bless america" kind of guys.
There's a mini-strip mall near my house that has a gun, liquor and hardware store all sitting in a row next to each other.
This is exactly why jesus loves America.
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Atheism, UG Krishnamurti, J Krishnamurti>Hare Krishna(all the prasadam you can eat!)>Rastafarianism(all the dope you can smoke!)>all other religions.
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Quote: : There's a mini-strip mall near my house that has a gun, liquor and hardware store all sitting in a row next to each other.
This is exactly why jesus loves America.
Convervative does not= christian in fact very few of their ideals ARE CHRISTIAN
Jesus taught of Love and understanding, and forgiveness then got the shit kicked out of him and died for our sins.
So why do people feel threatened by that?
(see told ya, I'm an ex pastor)
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Quote: : With Judaism and Islam you get to learn a language.
Islam is pretty fucking intrusive though.
Who wants to pray five times a day and all that shit With Christianity, priests and theologers get to learn Latin and Greek, if that counts.
Well, Judaism sounds kinda cool, they have nice holidays, interesting dishes, their hardcore believers have very funny hair and the deeper (and nothing less than awesome) mystic aspects of Judaism build the base for Christianity and Islam.
So you could say that both Christianity and Islam are inferior ports of Judaism.
The message of Christianity is simple and thus cool (love your neighbour, help the people and don't fool the pope) but it got watered down over the past 2000 years and the organized churches are crap^2.
All of them.
Islam...
Well, it's a pretty demanding religion, there's not a lot in it that I find interesting, save for the paradise-with-virgin-pussay bit but I guess that's reserved for martyrs or something.
The Qu'ran is not as difficult to read and understand as Jewish holy books and scriptures but it's also a bit boring.
And dangerous, I've heard there's a sura that shows you how to build a bomb out of dung and couscous.
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Quote: : Pastafarianism
is that when you have spaghetti or linguine for dreads?
On a serious note to the Original Poster
Its interesting how you chose the order of religion.
Because Christianity incorporates the entire Judaic rules and history, in fact the old testament is the Jewish Torah, and the true Islamic faith incorporates BOTH interestingly enough, even acknowledging Jesus as a prophet of god.
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