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I don't think anyone's ever created a puns thread, so... here 'tis. Just list puns you like. Not much more to say lol.
"He can't decide which color suspenders to buy! the suspense is killing me!"
Thanks much to Jehneefur for the sig and 1-Bar for the ...
Started by }SoC{Djp49 on
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Why not punny.
- }SoC{Jester
Do you misunderestimate me? - }SoC{laminin ...Insert funny pun here whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
For the sparkly ones.
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...'til her Daddy takes the dynamically-modulated-parameters-of-the-laryngeal-voice-source away.
Samuel Johnson called puns "the lowest form of humour."
So? Is that supposed to be a criticism, old dead English guy who looks like he never had any fun, ...
Started by DeepGreenEyes on
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His decree states the base followers of artless humour to be re pun gnant, that your post is a pun t, despite your pleas that it's all in good pun , for you to be stricken with twelve sturdy pun ches and gaoled until you re....
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To What Degree (pun intended) has your College Education Attributed to the Success of your Development Career?
Started by Troy DeMonbreun on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
More than anything the foundation in mathmatics has served me well giving... .
I would say it has been very useful.
Apart from the very useful things I learn in school (lock your computer) there are a lot of jobs out there where a degree is a prerequisite .
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Ask your Facebook Friends
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. I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
· I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned ...
Started by Droid on
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I'm looking for some funny jokes and puns that occur in computer languages. I'll post an oldie to kick things off... What are some others?
update: Especially looking for code-related jokes... the ones that only make sense to programmers reading code.
Started by Mark Harrison on
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by 100 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
My favorite programming pun like these:
(And for those who like SQL )
Don't know if this a pun but I read this in someone's.
() { if (FALSE) { return OFTHEJEDI; /* Ha! */ } }
It was probably funny in 1983 .
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It is my solemn belief that puns don't get enough love.
'There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.'
What's your best?
Started by clarityentendu on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at absolutepunk):
Is that a pun? A bacteria.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison .
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In an Open Source program I wrote , I'm reading binary data (written by another program) from a file and outputting ints, doubles, and other assorted data types. One of the challenges is that it needs to run on 32-bit and 64-bit machines of both endiannesses...
Started by Just Some Guy on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
While the article is on a website about the Cell processor and uses PPC assembly examples... .
It has a number of very good examples.
Specifically, see the sections labeled "Casting through a union".
I highly suggest you read Understanding Strict Aliasing.
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I'm curious about conventions for type-punning pointers/arrays in C++. Here's the use case I have at the moment:
Compute a simple 32-bit checksum over a binary blob of data by treating it as an array of 32-bit integers (we know its total length is a multiple...
Started by Tom on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
If you don't create any aliased.
Issue, I prefer not to type pun rather than to try to do so safely.
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Hello, everyone!
I need to be able to convert byte arrays to/from other primitive type arrays, but instead of casting, I need type punning . Correct term for raw copy without casting?
I thought it would be possible to do the following:
// idea: byte[1...
Started by java.is.for.desktop on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at stackoverflow):
But the arithmetics can still be handled via the Buffer classes... .
Hence, you must create a new array with the desired type .
According to the javadoc, array() [1] returns the buffer's backing array which is the array you specify with the call to wrap() [2] .
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Puns a plenty A reporter seems to have tried to see how many bad puns he can fit into one story ... Hairdressers cut up over EU bid to ban high heels in the workplace - Birmingham Mail
Started by shenley on
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Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at edugeek):
Hairdressers cut up over EU bid to ban high heels in the workplace - Birmingham Mail I wonder how long it'll be before he gets a ... .
Originally Posted by shenley A reporter seems to have tried to see how many bad puns he can fit into one story ...
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