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Dude next to me is shitting. I can hear him shitting. He can hear me shitting.
Started by bigfaggot on
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by 5 people.
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Hey i can hear u
u can hear me let out a cough in precisely 17 seconds and i will do the same did you play battleshits? I got insecure that maybe his turd was bigger cuz it made a very audible plop left you hangin omg this is a great opportunity for me... .
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Massive US Troop Movements In California Ha Russians Shitting Bricks
Are we preparing to go to war???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-Pm...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cFY7O3l6Y
Quote: : A disturbing report prepared by the Ministry...
Started by G-Funk on
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by 10 people.
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Shitting Bricks
Finally kicking the mexicans out Re: Massive US Troop Movements In California Ha Russians Shitting Bricks
^ Native americans should then get rid of white ppl Re: Massive US Troop Movements In California Ha Russians ....
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I'M SHITTING IN HERE GO AWAY You approach a bathroom. The bathroom's door is closed. You attempt to turn the bathroom door's knob [attempting to open bathroom doors without knocking is acceptable because if a bathroom is occupied its door should be locked...
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So knocking....
In a position where you will shit your pants by the time you get to another toilet then you deserve to shit make an attempt at breaking down the door and scaring the shit out of me (pun intended) so i can didn't work.
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There are of course worse things that can happen to a chap then having a cat shit on his doorstep.
Started by Schaden on
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by 8 people.
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Whilst turning some nice fermented horse shit into the veg patch this afternoon I found a buried.
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So who are all you assholes anyway
Started by SlothMan on
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by 10 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at explosm):
That was great i am grue :O sup grue nm u? there ... .
I'm gonna go right after i finish my last set to me "welp i shit my self" then he bolted off to the bathroom to go clean himself up.
To do and tells me "damn man, I've gotta take a shit.
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Originally Posted by Munter Hunter Buy a cat trap...one of the humane cage types will do & bait it with kitty food. Next morning spray the captured moggy black & white, drive to South Yorkshire and sell it in pub car park as a badger.
. Is there a recent...
Started by Mr_Deputy on
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by 10 people.
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It's shit....
As has been said Lion Shit can work though apparently the EU Posted by merchantman As has been said Lion Shit can work though apparently the EU will no longer allow I've tried Silent Roar.
Up on t'moors! not fussy, like.
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Originally Posted by techno-spastic Fucking inflation... No askee, no gettee.
Started by Flagrantviolator on
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by 10 people.
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The....
Your own cat will just go and shit on some other fucker's doorstep.
Mind, cats, like any living thing, shit upon death, so the OP had better be prepared to clean up it will do is increase the amount of catshit in the neighbourhood.
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Originally Posted by Munter Hunter Buy a cat trap...one of the humane cage types will do & bait it with kitty food. Next morning spray the captured moggy black & white, drive to South Yorkshire and sell it in pub car park as a badger.
. Is there a recent...
Started by Mr_Deputy on
, 12 posts
by 8 people.
Answer Snippets (Read the full thread at arrse):
It's shit....
As has been said Lion Shit can work though apparently the EU Posted by merchantman As has been said Lion Shit can work though apparently the EU will no longer allow I've tried Silent Roar.
Up on t'moors! not fussy, like.
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Originally Posted by Father_Famine Are people allowed to have pets in your block of flats? If not, then shop the bastards. Failing that a BFO super squirter tends to put them off their stroke.
One of my pet hates is cat crap. their minders should be made...
Started by .338lapua_magnum on
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by 14 people.
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I really didn't know by Munter Hunter I thought that cats... .
I bought some anti-cat stuff which resembled little by Munter Hunter I thought that cats were into burying their shit at all costs.
Neighbours cat used to shit it my front garden.
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I am constantly finding piles of cat poo on my doorstep, I live in a small block of flats and the cat in question is left free to roam communal areas(which now reek of cat piss) while owner out at work. I have tried cat-repellent(9.99 at B&Q), concentrated...
Started by oldgadge on
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by 14 people.
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Sgt 1 has....
I heard a great story about just such a situation .
Go and shit on your Neighbours Doorstep.
If you know where it lives, you could always try delivering said shit to the cat's owner property you flat dwelling pikey.
A solution.
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